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Post by Danno on Oct 2, 2022 22:02:48 GMT
What other sports can you cheat on by shoving a vibrator up your bum? Seems to be all the rage now. The oyster's your world
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 2, 2022 22:21:29 GMT
Do they broadcast that live? Showing the world what cards people have in their hand? Rarely - live tournament poker isn't great TV due to the unpredictable length of time needed, and the number of hands that are won pre-flop - and if live then only with a delay. The hole cam is only available to the broadcasters. I think 95% she just played really badly, and possibly misread/misremembered her cards. If she were cheating she wouldn't have called pre-flop.
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Post by Danno on Oct 2, 2022 22:51:45 GMT
Do they broadcast that live? Showing the world what cards people have in their hand? Rarely - live tournament poker isn't great TV due to the unpredictable length of time needed, and the number of hands that are won pre-flop - and if live then only with a delay. The hole cam is only available to the broadcasters. I think 95% she just played really badly, and possibly misread/misremembered her cards. If she were cheating she wouldn't have called pre-flop. I feel attacked
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Post by brokenkey on Oct 3, 2022 8:21:18 GMT
What was the 'time card' thing the commentary said she played? Was that like a timeout so she could interpret the bum vibrations?
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 5, 2022 19:57:59 GMT
On the chess cheating front, it's now being alleged that Hans Niemann likely cheated in over 100 online games: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63140246No word on whether or not he had a vibrating device nestled against his sphincter at the time, though. As for the poker allegations, there hasn't been a material update insofar as I'm aware.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 5, 2022 20:34:15 GMT
As for the poker allegations, there hasn't been a material update insofar as I'm aware. The guy who made the accusation has this afternoon announced he's giving the money to charity. Which to me suggests he's not quite so sure it's his any more...
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 5, 2022 20:48:07 GMT
Thanks! That's... interesting.
Kind of shitty of him to donate the money while the investigation is ongoing, but I suppose he can always reimburse her with a "different" $130k if she's exonerated.
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Post by cubby on Oct 5, 2022 20:58:15 GMT
He's probably said it's gone to charity but still kept it.
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 5, 2022 21:04:30 GMT
Unlikely - being bad at bluffing is what got him into this mess in the first place
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Post by Dougs on Oct 6, 2022 5:54:54 GMT
I've played quite a lot of poker and that's a mad call. You don't jeopardise your stack like that. I can't quite work out how she would have been cheating though, with 2 cards to come and still quite a few outs for him though. Was still a coin toss ultimately.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Oct 6, 2022 7:46:38 GMT
I'm rubbish at poker. I play at the same level of Jeremy in Peep Show.
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 7, 2022 9:26:17 GMT
The plot thickens: https://www.reddit.com/r/poker/comments/xxk2py/hustler_casino_investigation_update/
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Post by Dougs on Oct 7, 2022 12:23:07 GMT
That is dodgy as fuck - one of a few people that had access to the hole cards during the game.
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 7, 2022 15:04:36 GMT
Agreed.
While I know little or nothing about poker, I read quite a bit about this story when it first broke, and came out reasonably convinced that she hadn't cheated; now I'm not quite so sure, in light of that announcement.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 7, 2022 17:43:29 GMT
Same - that is very dodgy, especially her not pressing charges?
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 7, 2022 17:54:13 GMT
It seems to get weirder every time I visit the Poker subreddit:
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 8, 2022 12:08:20 GMT
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Post by sport✅ on Oct 8, 2022 12:17:05 GMT
We got her guys!
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 8, 2022 13:31:15 GMT
The accused responds again:
If anyone's sick of these posts, I'll gladly stop! I just find the whole situation to be fascinating, is all.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 8, 2022 16:18:14 GMT
Fine by me. I've read some more and watched more of the aftermath in the stream, and I'm now convinced something is up. When 20 mins later she can't explain why she did what she did, it really stinks. I think that's the point Phil Ivey has to leave the table because he basically can't keep a straight face.
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Post by Ulythium on Oct 8, 2022 16:53:23 GMT
If I started out 80/20 in favour of Robbi being innocent, I'm probably down to 60/40 now. There's a lot of circumstantial evidence, alongside a bunch of odd coincidences, but I'm yet to see anything that constitutes a smoking gun to my mind.
Still, I certainly feel that a full and thorough investigation is required, and I'm looking forward to seeing what conclusions are drawn.
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Post by mothercruncher on Oct 11, 2022 7:41:08 GMT
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 11, 2022 15:41:41 GMT
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Post by askew on Oct 11, 2022 16:26:24 GMT
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Post by dogbot on Oct 11, 2022 17:02:54 GMT
Tbh, I think if you held a gun to my head, I'd choose something that'll likely have zero value in a couple of years time over having to own a piece of that twat's artwork.
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Post by Trowel 🏴 on Oct 11, 2022 17:06:01 GMT
One of my side interests is collecting art, and the forum I use has been full of this Currency NFT bullshit for the last year, largely with new speculators off the back of Bitcoin etc. I wish he'd burn them all.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Oct 11, 2022 18:12:41 GMT
So sounds like the twat needs to be added to the celeb hate thread.
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Post by askew on Oct 12, 2022 6:47:18 GMT
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Post by AccidentProne on Oct 12, 2022 7:04:55 GMT
Changed my opinion of Hirst after reading Bob Mortimer's autobiography and learning they were friends. If he's mates with Bob he can't be all bad, can he?
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Post by Whizzo on Oct 12, 2022 20:02:00 GMT
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