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Post by Danno on May 20, 2022 20:53:21 GMT
Does the devil's arse sit or stand when wiping? It sits, and gets sloppy avoiding the balls and the bowl. |
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Post by simple on May 23, 2022 6:16:24 GMT
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Post by dfunked on May 23, 2022 7:17:48 GMT
If we have to actually do anything to contain it we're absolutely fucked. You can't just take away are freedoms again!
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Post by mothercruncher on May 23, 2022 7:25:55 GMT
I miss the simple days of fucking a chicken and catching a pox from them.
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Post by dogbot on May 23, 2022 10:34:21 GMT
If we have to actually do anything to contain it we're absolutely fucked. You can't just take away are freedoms again! Sexually transmitted, so a lot of the freedom loving antivaxxers will be safe anyway. |
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Post by nexus6 on May 23, 2022 10:43:55 GMT
If we have to actually do anything to contain it we're absolutely fucked. You can't just take away are freedoms again! Sexually transmitted, so a lot of the freedom loving antivaxxers will be safe anyway. They're the ones that fucked the monkeys in the first place |
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 23, 2022 10:47:02 GMT
I suppose in this case it actually has very visible symptoms, but as I write this I know the very simple folk will still try and perform some mental gymnastics to claim it's not real. |
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Post by gray on May 23, 2022 11:42:58 GMT
BBC had a piece last week: "Monkeypox: PANIC or IGNORE?"
Those are the only 2 options.
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Post by Jambowayoh on May 23, 2022 11:44:02 GMT
IMPARTIALITY
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Post by X201 on May 23, 2022 15:53:44 GMT
BBC had a piece last week: "Monkeypox: PANIC or IGNORE?" Those are the only 2 options. Well, given that this morning Boris said that it's "rare" and the consequences of catching it "don't seem to be very serious"...
I'm off to buy loo roll and pasta.
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Post by askew on May 23, 2022 15:59:47 GMT
Fuck it. Let the monkeys rule the world.
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Post by askew on May 23, 2022 17:41:21 GMT
I wonder what other disease we failed to contain recently spread via that last technique…
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on May 26, 2022 17:24:19 GMT
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Post by Dougs on May 26, 2022 17:44:28 GMT
He's channelling Al Pacino in that photo.
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Post by X201 on May 30, 2022 15:53:01 GMT
Real life is really challenging The Onion for headlines now.
Man dressed as old woman throws cake at Mona Lisa
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Post by Dougs on Jun 9, 2022 7:16:23 GMT
I am very entertained by Google News feed throwing up articles in the mirror about neighbourly disputes (presumably because I once clicked on one article about a boundary dispute, as my neighbour is having a few issues currently). They are hilarious. Proper filler. www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/my-neighbour-demanding-son-mow-27183424.ampAlso had people parking on other drives and all sorts. |
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 9, 2022 7:31:00 GMT
Real life is really challenging The Onion for headlines now.
Man dressed as old woman throws cake at Mona Lisa
Satire is dead, and reality killed it. (Oh, and the article right below is about a statue of Mona Lisa mooning us. Because of course it is. www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-58552412 ) |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 9, 2022 7:39:12 GMT
The Mona Lisa was really fucking dissapointing when I saw it.
I've been to plenty of art galleries and museums as i went to art college and studied illustration at uni. But yeah, the Mona Lisa just made me think "oh, that's it??".
There's plenty of other *far* more interesting and impressive paintings in the Louvre.
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Post by Danno on Jun 9, 2022 9:10:40 GMT
The Mona Lisa was really fucking dissapointing when I saw it. I've been to plenty of art galleries and museums as in sent to art college and studied illustration at uni. But yeah, the Mona Lisa just made me think "oh, that's it??". There's plenty of other *far* more interesting and impressive paintings in the Louvre. The only thought I can recall having at the time is "that is very small" |
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Post by dominalien on Jun 9, 2022 9:13:58 GMT
"The Mona Lisa is the world's most famous artwork, created by Leonardo da Vinci from 1503"
That's some top of the class grammar.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Jun 9, 2022 9:36:13 GMT
Damn, now that's a classy way to disrespect some art. I should try it.
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Post by Danno on Jun 9, 2022 9:39:07 GMT
Real life is really challenging The Onion for headlines now.
Man dressed as old woman throws cake at Mona Lisa
My sleepy brain flipped cake and old woman in that sentence. Would be quite a way of one upping the guy. |
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Post by cubby on Jun 9, 2022 9:57:47 GMT
It's both small and fucking far away, and there's always a fucking massive crowd in the way. Stupid way to exhibit it.
The Venus De Milo is literally down the hall from it and you can go right up to that, most people do when they're barging their way to the Mona Lisa room.
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Post by Danno on Jun 9, 2022 10:09:20 GMT
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 9, 2022 10:33:14 GMT
"The Mona Lisa is the world's most famous artwork, created by Leonardo da Vinci from 1503" That's some top of the class grammar. BBC News website if fucking garbage.
The quality of the writing is worse than the most people's twitter feed.
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Post by Danno on Jun 9, 2022 10:35:39 GMT
"The Mona Lisa is the world's most famous artwork, created by Leonardo da Vinci from 1503" That's some top of the class grammar. BBC News website if fucking garbage.
The quality of the writing is worse than the most people's twitter feed.
Are you looking for a job there? 😀 |
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 9, 2022 10:41:44 GMT
Even that post there had better grammer then bbc innit?
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Post by X201 on Jun 9, 2022 10:56:32 GMT
"The Mona Lisa is the world's most famous artwork, created by Leonardo da Vinci from 1503" That's some top of the class grammar. BBC News website if fucking garbage.
The quality of the writing is worse than the most people's twitter feed.
Tories constantly slashing the budget innit, while syphoning off chunks of the license fee to give to their pet projects run by private companies. e.g. BT
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 9, 2022 15:43:05 GMT
soranews24.com/2022/06/07/survey-suggests-about-half-of-japanese-companies-has-an-old-guy-who-does-nothing/A survey by consulting firm Shikigaku asked 300 employees who each worked at companies with over 300 staff members if they had an “old guy who doesn’t work.” 49.2 percent responded that there was. When asked what they were doing instead of working, “taking many breaks for smoking and snacking” was the most common, acknowledged by 49.7 percent of responses. “Staring off into space” came in second with 47.7 percent.I think those old guys are living my career goals.
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Post by cubby on Jun 9, 2022 16:01:08 GMT
Our IT guy definitely falls into that category.
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