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Post by 😎 on Aug 25, 2021 16:47:07 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2021 16:51:01 GMT
Yeah that plot synopsis that was posted a while back was dreadful.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 25, 2021 17:51:50 GMT
Is the plan to make the original sequels look better
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Post by simple on Aug 25, 2021 18:33:14 GMT
Having not read the leaks I’m going to assume that Neo discovers that The Matrix is a work of fiction and leaves the film to meet with the Wachowskis in order to uncover his true purpose. For some reason it involves having a fight with the real world Keanu who turns out to be capable of bullet time martial arts.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2021 18:37:21 GMT
Something about it being plural really annoys me.
Resurrections is a shit title.
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Post by ozthegweat on Aug 25, 2021 18:46:24 GMT
I hope it includes a scene even more unnecessarily complicated than the architect scene of which I can condescendingly tell my friends I understood it just fine on first viewing.
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Post by 😎 on Aug 25, 2021 18:59:57 GMT
Having not read the leaks I’m going to assume that Neo discovers that The Matrix is a work of fiction and leaves the film to meet with the Wachowskis in order to uncover his true purpose. For some reason it involves having a fight with the real world Keanu who turns out to be capable of bullet time martial arts. Not far off. Neil Patrick Harris plays Thomas Anderson's therapist, who has him convinced that The Matrix 1-3 were works of entertainment. He meets Trinity on the street and they start to remember the events of the previous movies, with a ton of references to reboots and sequels etc - allegedly this Thomas Anderson literally works for Warner Bros. A digital clone of Young Morpheus, who may or may not be an agent, sets them free and they all work together to defeat Neil, who turns out to be another program running this version of The Matrix. It ends up with Trinity being The One. |
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Post by baihu1983 on Aug 25, 2021 19:09:47 GMT
I hope it includes a scene even more unnecessarily complicated than the architect scene of which I can condescendingly tell my friends I understood it just fine on first viewing. And a slow mo rave/sex scene |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 25, 2021 19:12:14 GMT
Having not read the leaks I’m going to assume that Neo discovers that The Matrix is a work of fiction and leaves the film to meet with the Wachowskis in order to uncover his true purpose. For some reason it involves having a fight with the real world Keanu who turns out to be capable of bullet time martial arts. Not far off. Neil Patrick Harris plays Thomas Anderson's therapist, who has him convinced that The Matrix 1-3 were works of entertainment. He meets Trinity on the street and they start to remember the events of the previous movies, with a ton of references to reboots and sequels etc - allegedly this Thomas Anderson literally works for Warner Bros. A digital clone of Young Morpheus, who may or may not be an agent, sets them free and they all work together to defeat Neil, who turns out to be another program running this version of The Matrix. It ends up with Trinity being The One. /clicks to hide /forgets
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Post by simple on Aug 25, 2021 19:23:08 GMT
I genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking or not
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Aug 25, 2021 19:25:17 GMT
I'm really looking forward to it. The the other two have actually quite grown on me in the last few years.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2021 19:31:11 GMT
I'm hoping they lean heavily into the "it was all a trans metaphor" thing just to piss people off. Like the first three films were all in Caitlyn Jenner's head during a 3 day ketamine binge. And the thing that pulled her out of it was the airbag going off in her face when she killed that old lady. And then the rest of the film is her trying to convince Keanu Reeves to make the Matrix films from the script that she wrote. But then on the first day of filming Keanu's penis flays open like a flower bud and forms a giant vagina which starts firing out hundreds of Agent Smiths. They then turn on Keanu and start kicking his vagina in but then his eyes start to glow and a penis grows out of the vagina and he beats the Agent Smiths to death with his big penis-vagina. Then he shuts the Matrix or something.
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Post by 😎 on Aug 25, 2021 19:33:00 GMT
I genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking or not It could still be absolute bullshit. The leak allegedly came from an early test screen, but two things make it notable: 1) the leaker got DMCA'd by WB 2) the leak was months ago and the details align with what was shown in the trailer today |
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Post by Danno on Aug 25, 2021 19:56:29 GMT
I'm hoping they lean heavily into the "it was all a trans metaphor" thing just to piss people off. Like the first three films were all in Caitlyn Jenner's head during a 3 day ketamine binge. And the thing that pulled her out of it was the airbag going off in her face when she killed that old lady. And then the rest of the film is her trying to convince Keanu Reeves to make the Matrix films from the script that she wrote. But then on the first day of filming Keanu's penis flays open like a flower bud and forms a giant vagina which starts firing out hundreds of Agent Smiths. They then turn on Keanu and start kicking his vagina in but then his eyes start to glow and a penis grows out of the vagina and he beats the Agent Smiths to death with his big penis-vagina. Then he shuts the Matrix or something. Draw this and I shall buy the tshirt |
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 7, 2021 16:46:10 GMT
Trailer Thursday
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Post by 😎 on Sept 7, 2021 16:47:47 GMT
You could have just posted that on Thursday with the actual trailer you know.
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Post by Lukus on Sept 7, 2021 16:51:54 GMT
Having not read the leaks I’m going to assume that Neo discovers that The Matrix is a work of fiction and leaves the film to meet with the Wachowskis in order to uncover his true purpose. For some reason it involves having a fight with the real world Keanu who turns out to be capable of bullet time martial arts. The Neverending Matrix Story |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Sept 7, 2021 16:52:58 GMT
But then our ass temps wouldn't be cranked in preparation.
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 7, 2021 17:07:37 GMT
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Post by dfunked on Sept 7, 2021 17:12:12 GMT
Odd to see them use the red (and blue) pill given all it stands for these days...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2021 17:16:13 GMT
Maybe the teaser destroyed Tonka's account.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 7, 2021 17:38:39 GMT
Odd to see them use the red (and blue) pill given all it stands for these days... All the more reason to take it back. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if the film addressed it directly |
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Post by beastmaster on Sept 7, 2021 17:40:42 GMT
2 teasers. Includes footage.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2021 17:49:26 GMT
A devastating blow by beastmaster in the posting movie news wars. Not sure how baihu recovers from this.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 7, 2021 17:53:08 GMT
At a guess, the shots replicating stuff that happened in the original is going to be the movie-within-a-movie version of The Matrix.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 7, 2021 18:08:16 GMT
I’m busy on Thursday I’m afraid
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Post by baihu1983 on Sept 7, 2021 18:19:37 GMT
2 teasers. Includes footage. Those spoilers above looking... accurate |
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Post by Aunt Alison on Sept 7, 2021 18:20:50 GMT
How have you not planned for Trailer Thursday
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 7, 2021 18:32:58 GMT
Loving those super high pitched shrieks. Makes a change from the Nolan Bass Trumpet.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 7, 2021 18:44:45 GMT
Keanu couldn’t be arsed cutting his John Wick hair for this then
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