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Post by Danno on Jun 1, 2022 11:04:42 GMT
Amazing
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 1, 2022 12:28:36 GMT
Source for the Carrie story?
She has been weirdly absent from the news, which invites gossip and speculation
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Post by Danno on Jun 1, 2022 12:30:03 GMT
Source for the Carrie story? She has been weirdly absent from the news, which invites gossip and speculation Gossip rags and Twitter from what I can see. Obviously not v. credible, but it's too delicious to ignore |
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 1, 2022 12:33:11 GMT
Oh definitely. I'm going to repeat it regardless of provinence. Politics is just reality TV for middle class people.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 1, 2022 12:34:10 GMT
Source for the Carrie story? She has been weirdly absent from the news, which invites gossip and speculation Gossip rags and Twitter from what I can see. Obviously not v. credible, but it's too delicious to ignore Feast on this then, allegedly they also have a child together: theancestory.com/carrie-johnson/All rumours of course, and we have no idea if BoJo knows (or indeed if any of this actually happened) but... |
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Post by JonFE on Jun 1, 2022 13:13:42 GMT
Gossip rags and Twitter from what I can see. Obviously not v. credible, but it's too delicious to ignore Feast on this then, allegedly they also have a child together: theancestory.com/carrie-johnson/All rumours of course, and we have no idea if BoJo knows (or indeed if any of this actually happened) but... I'd argue that this article actually debunks the "child together" aspect... Also, the whole "affair" story is a rather low punch on BoJo; I'm pretty sure he gives enough excuses through his own actions... |
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Post by dogbot on Jun 1, 2022 13:14:40 GMT
That article reads like it was written by an AI with only a passing grasp of English.
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Post by dfunked on Jun 1, 2022 13:19:26 GMT
"The Ancestory represents bollywood, businessman, politician and celebrity family relationships in a conventional tree structure."
Sounds like a credible news source to me...
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 1, 2022 13:23:47 GMT
Like I said, all rumours. Believe me, if I'd found an actual credible news source I'd have shared that  Goldsmith himself allegedly saying "nah it's all lies" isn't exactly a strong debunking though, imo. What was he going to say, "Yes Mr. Prime Minister, I fucked yo' wife"?  |
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Post by Vandelay on Jun 1, 2022 13:24:39 GMT
If I felt that BoJo and Carrie Johnson weren't attention whores, I would expect that the reason we haven't heard from her is because she has been getting some fairly nasty abuse. I wouldn't blame her for not wanting to step back a bit. PM spouses don't normally get as much coverage as she does.
As I say though, that would require her to not like being in the limelight and probably for him to care enough to not want her to receive negative press, two positions that don't appear likely from what we know of them.
The fact she didn't accompany him to the polling during the locals is the biggest hint that they likely are separated. The Goldsmith thing would be be wonderfully soap opera, especially if they were having a kid, but unlikely to be true.
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 1, 2022 13:27:26 GMT
"The Ancestory represents bollywood, businessman, politician and celebrity family relationships in a conventional tree structure." Sounds like a credible news source to me... It reads like it was written by someone in their second language that was then fed through Google translate to English. |
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Post by dogbot on Jun 1, 2022 13:28:08 GMT
Isn't Goldsmith married to one of the scions of the Rothschilds? Seems like it'd be a bit of a step down to a mere Johnson.
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Post by Chopsen on Jun 1, 2022 13:38:48 GMT
If I felt that BoJo and Carrie Johnson weren't attention whores, I would expect that the reason we haven't heard from her is because she has been getting some fairly nasty abuse. I wouldn't blame her for not wanting to step back a bit. PM spouses don't normally get as much coverage as she does. As I say though, that would require her to not like being in the limelight and probably for him to care enough to not want her to receive negative press, two positions that don't appear likely from what we know of them. The fact she didn't accompany him to the polling during the locals is the biggest hint that they likely are separated. The Goldsmith thing would be be wonderfully soap opera, especially if they were having a kid, but unlikely to be true. Yeah, this is my take on it.
It *is* noteworthy that she's out of the limelight, and she does not strike me the type to avoid it. If she felt uncomfortable about that, I think she would have ditched out of view way before now. Nothing has obviously changed in the coverage of her in recent months, and she's made a career for herself pushing her public profile.
So I think *something* going on. Inevitably I'm not the only person thinking this and I'm sure there are plenty of people happy to spin stories to fill the void, and social media does the rest. Maybe she's got adult onset acne or something and is ashamed to show her face.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 1, 2022 21:02:51 GMT
I'd say No. 9 incoming but she's probably too old. Too much competition for the booze too. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 1, 2022 21:06:38 GMT
I don't actually care about Carrie Johnson at all. I mean I suspect she's also a cunt because it's hard to see how anyone could like the cunt Boris and not be a cunt. But she doesn't deserve any special focus when there's a much bigger cunt in the room. The Boris cunt.
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 4, 2022 12:23:48 GMT
Hey, Sarfrin - I'm stuck on this crossword, and you seemed like the right person to ask for help. The clue is "Boris Johnson." Four letters. If my other answers are correct, the solution is C_N_. Any ideas? |
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Post by JuniorFE on Jun 4, 2022 12:28:29 GMT
Hey, Sarfrin - I'm stuck on this crossword, and you seemed like the right person to ask for help. The clue is "Boris Johnson." Four letters. If my other answers are correct, the solution is C_N_. Any ideas? CENT, it's about how much he's worth. Alternatively, CONE. Because we all know he'd make a far better traffic cone than PM. "Cunt" is too easy an answer for a crossword puzzle, we all know it  |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 4, 2022 15:28:11 GMT
It is cunt, but all in capital letters.
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Post by Ulythium on Jun 4, 2022 15:44:44 GMT
Thanks for the help, guys! Much appreciated. Just one clue remaining: Nadine Dorries. Seven letters. F_C_W_T.
Okay, it's not strictly BoJo-related, but given that she has her head inside his sphincter most of the time, it can be hard to separate the two.
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Post by dasbooter on Jun 6, 2022 12:52:42 GMT
Good recap on why Boris Johnson is a cunt
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Post by technoish on Jun 6, 2022 13:15:50 GMT
He must have dirt on the queen to able to fall upwards after so much crap. He isn't even wealthy as things go.
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Post by dfunked on Jun 6, 2022 13:16:13 GMT
What an absolutely despicable human being. Ugh!
That's just filled me with even more hatred than usual for the prick.
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Post by Vandelay on Jun 6, 2022 13:25:03 GMT
Yet, there are still some people who think he is a bit of a laugh or doing his best, even those that wouldn't vote for him. I genuinely have no idea how so many people don't see him as the absolute putrid scrotum he is.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 6, 2022 14:21:02 GMT
But he has funny hair and is funny..he's doing his best! Leave the cunt alone!
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 6, 2022 14:22:31 GMT
(There was some kind of poem about Johnson, with music produced, I think, by the Bug. The main chorus was something like "but isn't his hair funny!!" And I've been going a bit mad trying to find it. I'm sure it exists!)
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 6, 2022 19:01:24 GMT
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Post by Sarfrin on Jun 9, 2022 20:08:47 GMT
Biggest cost of living crisis in decades and this cunt's big idea is to let people who can't afford fucking food spend their benefits on council houses. Less use than a flaccid ambulatory penis with shed Labrador hair stuck to the top.
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Post by Danno on Jun 9, 2022 20:14:01 GMT
Biggest cost of living crisis in decades and this cunt's big idea is to let people who can't afford fucking food spend their benefits on council houses. Less use than a flaccid ambulatory penis with shed Labrador hair stuck to the top. Let's not ignore the long term effect of creating even more landlords. In 50 years he'll be the ancestral cunt |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 9, 2022 21:42:45 GMT
Can we say we have a Parliament of Cunts?
I mean, it's mostly a Cabinet of Cunts, but that just starts to sound like a sex toy collection.
(many MPs are cunts too, to be fair).
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Post by PatrickEwing on Jun 16, 2022 10:57:32 GMT
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