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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 22, 2022 16:45:05 GMT
What an accolade.
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Post by Frog on Jan 22, 2022 17:13:26 GMT
Least cunty cunt.
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Post by Lukus on Jan 22, 2022 17:38:21 GMT
Tory's gonna cunt
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Post by Lukus on Jan 22, 2022 17:38:57 GMT
At this point, I pretty much can't stand any politicians on any side though, tbf.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 22, 2022 18:30:34 GMT
The thing is, while I agree he's a cunt, he's probably the best of a bad bunch of cunts. When I think about all the other people in his party who could be PM, the alternatives are as bad or worse. That's a bit like saying a horse shit sandwich is better than a dog shit sandwich. I'd rather not have a shit sandwich at all. |
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Post by Lukus on Jan 22, 2022 18:33:26 GMT
I'm afraid you are dining in the shit sandwich cafe though...
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 22, 2022 18:55:21 GMT
The thing is, while I agree he's a cunt, he's probably the best of a bad bunch of cunts. When I think about all the other people in his party who could be PM, the alternatives are as bad or worse. That's a bit like saying a horse shit sandwich is better than a dog shit sandwich. I'd rather not have a shit sandwich at all. Dog shit all the way baby, less straw and white dog shit as a bonus. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 22, 2022 19:05:14 GMT
That's a bit like saying a horse shit sandwich is better than a dog shit sandwich. I'd rather not have a shit sandwich at all. Dog shit all the way baby, less straw and white dog shit as a bonus. Brown for main, white for pudding |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 23, 2022 18:20:11 GMT
In the words of science fiction writer Charles Stross,
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Boris Johnson's a Git
Who doesn't give a tuppeny fart for You
Confirmed still a cunt.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 24, 2022 12:42:48 GMT
Is my birthday and green shoots of hope emerge as Downing Street police officers apparently enthusiastically provide evidence for the partygate enquiry. Johnson has so far refused to provide me with a gift by resigning in disgrace though. The cunt.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2022 13:34:38 GMT
Would people really rather eat dog shit than horse shit?
Horse shit doesn't really smell too bad and would probably go down as one of your 5 a day. Dog shit is one of the worst substances known to man.
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Jan 24, 2022 14:18:01 GMT
What has this thread become
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Post by CHPxtreme on Jan 24, 2022 14:38:54 GMT
Johnson is the sort of person who would hope that Ukraine develops into a massive armed conflict because it will likely keep him in his job.
There's a word for someone like that. Escapes me just now though...
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Post by Dougs on Jan 24, 2022 14:46:31 GMT
Can't beat a war for a struggling incumbent.
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 24, 2022 14:46:40 GMT
What has this thread become It’s about shit. |
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Post by nexus6 on Jan 24, 2022 14:48:55 GMT
Would people really rather eat dog shit than horse shit? Horse shit doesn't really smell too bad and would probably go down as one of your 5 a day. Dog shit is one of the worst substances known to man. Exactly what I was thinking. Horse shit is basically benign. Dog shit can make you go blind Sign me up for a big load of fresh horse shit please |
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 24, 2022 14:50:40 GMT
Sign me up for a big load of fresh horse shit please Done and done! Manifesto ‘24 |
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Post by dfunked on Jan 24, 2022 14:51:04 GMT
I'd rather have a bowl of pasta in fairness.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2022 14:53:12 GMT
Would people really rather eat dog shit than horse shit? Horse shit doesn't really smell too bad and would probably go down as one of your 5 a day. Dog shit is one of the worst substances known to man. Exactly what I was thinking. Horse shit is basically benign. Dog shit can make you go blind Sign me up for a big load of fresh horse shit please I've not been in this thread before. This...wasn't what I thought it was about. However as we're on the subject. Are we talking liquid dog shit? Does it have to be soft or can it be frozen? I lifted a frozen poo out my garden the other day and if I was forced to eat shit, I would have gone for that. Frozen chunks, straight down the hatch. Too cold to taste. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 24, 2022 14:54:24 GMT
Exactly what I was thinking. Horse shit is basically benign. Dog shit can make you go blind Sign me up for a big load of fresh horse shit please I've not been in this thread before. This...wasn't what I thought it was about. However as we're on the subject. Are we talking liquid dog shit? Does it have to be soft or can it be frozen? I lifted a frozen poo out my garden the other day and if I was forced to eat shit, I would have gone for that. Frozen chunks, straight down the hatch. Too cold to taste. Semi-fredo. Yum |
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jan 24, 2022 14:55:59 GMT
What has this thread become It’s about shit. No, no it's about a cunt who is comparable to shit, perhaps dog or horse shit, while also being a cunt. |
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 24, 2022 15:00:58 GMT
A better, if less succinct, explanation!
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 24, 2022 15:22:26 GMT
Is my birthday and green shoots of hope emerge as Downing Street police officers apparently enthusiastically provide evidence for the partygate enquiry. Johnson has so far refused to provide me with a gift by resigning in disgrace though. The cunt. Make it come out green! |
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Post by Reviewer on Jan 24, 2022 15:24:42 GMT
Surely they’d only provide evidence that also means them failing to enforce the law at the time wasn’t their fault, i.e. Boris made them allow it.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 24, 2022 20:02:04 GMT
Late special, Johnson is a double cunt today.
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Post by Danno on Jan 24, 2022 20:04:43 GMT
If he doesn't somehow shitweasel his way out of it I may watch PMQs live this week
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 24, 2022 20:16:18 GMT
I can't watch it live but surely he'll look even more haunted than last week
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Post by zephro on Jan 24, 2022 21:26:57 GMT
If Piers Morgan thinks you're a cunt, then only god can forgive you. Though they won't because you're a cunt.
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Post by Danno on Jan 24, 2022 21:29:26 GMT
Fuck me that snapshot. Bin juice with a bad straw hat.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jan 24, 2022 21:30:23 GMT
That's him on a good day too.
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