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Post by retro74 on Jan 5, 2023 20:39:27 GMT
Lorraine Kelly’s Strip Poker
Like Sam Fox’s Strip Poker but every time the sexy Scot removes an item of clothing she gives you a brief lesson on equality and how objectifying women can be problematic in the #MeToo era. Lorraine is the final level and she’s an excellent player but to get to her you need to beat Kate Garraway, Susanna Reid and Charlotte Hawkins first
Comes with Dr Hilary expansion pack free of charge, for the ladies
A old classic made modern for the modern attitudes of the day
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Post by richardiox on Jan 5, 2023 20:57:24 GMT
"The world's first fully edible videogame"
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Post by Chopsen on Jan 5, 2023 20:57:33 GMT
The Sims, but you don't control people. You are actually Satan and have to try to corrupt them and make them swear their souls to you and try to form a satanic cult. I do vaguely remember a game that was a bit like this.
It was set in a house where everybody was just doing stuff and you had no control, and you could do various supernatural things like turn the lights on and off and try and frighten them.
It was a bit shit.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 5, 2023 21:07:08 GMT
"The world's first fully edible videogame" Not a computer game, but I've pondered the idea of a boardgame where the currency is snacks. Something suitably salted, crisps or nuts etc. Do you try to avoid temptation and amass currency, or do you give in? Maybe you can game the system by paying you opponent with their preferred snack. Not a hard game sober but after a few beers it would get tricky. Or maybe it would be shit. |
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Post by zagibu on Jan 5, 2023 22:34:56 GMT
I do vaguely remember a game that was a bit like this. Maybe I even played it. A lot of what I think are original ideas are just very vague memories. |
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 6, 2023 9:39:35 GMT
"The world's first fully edible videogame" Not a computer game, but I've pondered the idea of a boardgame where the currency is snacks. Something suitably salted, crisps or nuts etc. Do you try to avoid temptation and amass currency, or do you give in? Maybe you can game the system by paying you opponent with their preferred snack. Not a hard game sober but after a few beers it would get tricky. Or maybe it would be shit. I don't think I've done it myself, but some folk host Dungeons and Dragons games where the monster miniatures are snacks and the players eat the ones they defeat. |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jan 6, 2023 13:10:35 GMT
I can see gummi worms representing giant snakes. Or eels.
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Post by Zyrr on Jan 6, 2023 13:29:55 GMT
The Sims, but you don't control people. You are actually Satan and have to try to corrupt them and make them swear their souls to you and try to form a satanic cult. I do vaguely remember a game that was a bit like this.
It was set in a house where everybody was just doing stuff and you had no control, and you could do various supernatural things like turn the lights on and off and try and frighten them.
It was a bit shit.
Was that Ghost Master? I actually quite liked that one. |
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Post by Chopsen on Jan 6, 2023 18:18:46 GMT
Yes that's the one.
I found it frustrating as it gave the impression of being a sandbox but actually the things you could do were very limited and a bit random. So the game was to try and second guess what the Devs were thinking, rather than allowing you to be creative
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2023 18:23:40 GMT
BROOM, where you play Doomguy’s younger janitor brother, Broomguy, spending hours in Hell and on Mars cleaning up your older brother’s mess.
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Post by Duffking on Jan 6, 2023 18:24:27 GMT
VR Symphony Conductor Simulator
A bunch of pre recorded songs and then you flail about in VR trying to conduct it and it goes hilariously wrong if you do it badly, but is also a very accurate simulation and if you do it right it sounds amazing with proper HD audio surround sound etc.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 6, 2023 18:35:41 GMT
Rag and bone man simulator. It's set in a future post apocalyptic 50s America. You travel the wastes collecting junk, occasionally helping people with their problems
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Post by hedben on Jan 6, 2023 19:08:56 GMT
Desert Succubus
It’s basically a remake of Desert Bus, but instead of driving a bus for 8 hours you have to hold a sun umbrella over a sexy lady vampire for 8 hours until sundown. If you succeed she, er, drains you
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Post by mothercruncher on Jan 6, 2023 19:29:16 GMT
Youth Hosteling with Chris Hemsworth.
(slightly updated version).
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Post by minimatt on Jan 6, 2023 22:42:05 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2023 22:43:19 GMT
I could’ve been rich!
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Post by Danno on Jan 7, 2023 5:44:52 GMT
I have two. First, a commercial fishing industry simulator. You manage a fishing fleet and docks, you design your vessels and choose type and location of fishing. Also fish processing plants, distribution, marketing etc. Potential for a fish and chip shop DLC. |
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Post by Lizard on Jan 7, 2023 6:43:29 GMT
I have two. First, a commercial fishing industry simulator. You manage a fishing fleet and docks, you design your vessels and choose type and location of fishing. Also fish processing plants, distribution, marketing etc. Potential for a fish and chip shop DLC. Would make a good minigame. |
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Post by Danno on Jan 7, 2023 7:42:23 GMT
Would make a good minigame. 100 Achievement points for saluting the Company Loyalty Song every day for a month |
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Post by cubby on Jan 7, 2023 9:09:19 GMT
Some kind of game where you shoot people.
But in space, so the bullets float.
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Post by darkling on Jan 7, 2023 15:53:30 GMT
Beastmaster®
Open world game where you must find, train, and use animals to traverse the world, solve environmental puzzles, and raid ancient tombs.
Think Breath of the Wild meets Tomb Raider meets Pokemon, set in a grounded medieval world.
As you capture / breed and train more animals at your homestead (which you build up over time) more of the environment becomes accessible to you, and you're able to reach new places and solve puzzles which were previously impossible.
For example, raising a big cat will ultimately grow into a mount you can ride to cover large distances, as well as providing protection against enemies. It can also be trained it to "sit" on, say, a pressure point to open a door in a tomb puzzle.
An eagle can be used to hunt for food, or reach objects in high places.
A rat can be trained to go through cracks and crevices to retrieve small objects, or chew through things like mechanisms.
Survival is a main focus, as the game can only be saved at your homestead or taverns, which act as checkpoints across the map, as well as a hub to play a popular card game. Some animal species can only be bought or won from traders in certain taverns.
I've not decided if the game should have a specific story focus, but I think it should simply be open-ended and be more about exploration and survival. Maybe smaller stories and lore can be discovered.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 7, 2023 16:27:42 GMT
Which animal allows you to do film reviews?
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Post by ToomuchFluffy on Jan 7, 2023 19:36:26 GMT
The Sims, but you don't control people. You are actually Satan and have to try to corrupt them and make them swear their souls to you and try to form a satanic cult. I do vaguely remember a game that was a bit like this.
It was set in a house where everybody was just doing stuff and you had no control, and you could do various supernatural things like turn the lights on and off and try and frighten them.
It was a bit shit.
What about this one?
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Post by deebs on Jan 8, 2023 9:52:59 GMT
Wander around various pubs and clubs in the small, suburban town of Petersfield, and drink as many beverages and take as many questionably shit drugs (bonus side-quest for shrooms in fields around the month of October) and points are scored for the most creative spots you wake up at. One shoe and no trousers in the vicar's hedge is the game winner. Extra points for a metallic taste in the mouth and a shredded rectum.
Nil Pwuh if a smelly umbrella handle is discovered. Or 40 tabs of xhamster featuring 35+ year old "school girls".
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 22:36:09 GMT
La Noir style interrogations but as Deckard trying to suss out replicants.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jul 21, 2023 21:03:15 GMT
I apologise, but I had to.
Resources used:
- Various vectors combined to create an alternate version of the forum logo because it violently resisted any attempt to upscale decently
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Post by cubby on Jul 21, 2023 21:10:57 GMT
Farage's Finance Fiasco
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Post by Danno on Jul 21, 2023 21:14:29 GMT
Sounds like a Leisure Suit Larry spiritual successor |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jul 21, 2023 21:16:56 GMT
Sounds like a Leisure Suit Larry spiritual successor I could try Photoshopping that, but it would entail both the idea of associating Farage with sex games and looking at an image of his face for an extended period of time, and neither of those are a realistic prospect for me. |
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Post by deekyfun on Jul 21, 2023 21:20:13 GMT
I see him more as a Jet Set Willy type.
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