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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 17, 2022 10:15:22 GMT
I'd rank them in descending order other than the last one, tbh. In fact:
The Terminator: 10
Terminator 2: 9
Terminator 3: 6
Terminator Salvation: 4
Terminator Genisys: 2
Terminator Dark Fate: 6
Terminator: TSCC: 7 (you were cancelled too early, Shirley Manson had just turned into a toilet)
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Nov 17, 2022 10:29:47 GMT
The Terminator: 10
Terminator 2: 9
Terminator 3: 3
Terminator Salvation: 5
Terminator Genisys: 3
Terminator Dark Fate: 5
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Post by Lizard on Nov 17, 2022 10:33:19 GMT
Salvation is easily the worst. Like The Last Jedi it commits the unforgivable sin: it's utterly fucking boring. Genysis is shit, but in an entertaining way.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2022 10:36:16 GMT
I probably would have given Terminator a 9 but I rewatched it recently and hadn't realised you can see Harnold's Frankfurter bobbing about at the start which pushed it over the line to a perfect score.
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Post by wunty on Nov 17, 2022 10:37:13 GMT
I have a massive soft spot even for the lesser Terminator films. It's my go-to franchise and I'm far more forgiving than I probably would be otherwise, hence the high scores.
The Terminator: 10
Terminator 2: 9
Terminator 3: 6
Terminator Salvation: 7
Terminator Genisys: 8
Terminator Dark Fate: 9
Dark Fate on a par with T2 you cry? Yeah. Sorry but they both have different minor shortcomings but I love them both. And I know an 8 for Genisys is fucking nuts, but I genuinely enjoy watching it that much.
As an aside, I recently watched just the "canon" films in a row (T1, T2, T:DF) and they actually stand up pretty well together. If Dark Fate had been made a little earlier, and there had been no T3, Salvation or Genisys, then I honestly think you'd have a cracking trilogy.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 17, 2022 10:39:00 GMT
See Genisys is a bit of a guilty pleasure of mine. I know it should be shit, yet I find it really good fun nontheless. Emilia Clarke and Potatohead are hilariously miscast but I actually really like all the setpieces and how they mixed things up with John Connor. I agree to a degree. It's not a good film, by any means, and certainly miscast, but some of the set pieces were pretty good, and I actually liked the way it plays with the series timeline and chronology. I don't think Dark Fate is as good as T2 but it's a good action film. I like the set pieces quite a lot, the cargo plane sequence is pretty great, and better than a lot of other modern action films. |
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Post by rawshark on Nov 17, 2022 10:39:50 GMT
I probably would have given Terminator a 9 but I rewatched it recently and hadn't realised you can see Harnold's Frankfurter bobbing about at the start which pushed it over the line to a perfect score. Right, let’s start ranking penises. |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 17, 2022 10:44:02 GMT
Under the Skin "chav knob" 3
Terminator "robocock" 6
Dr Manhattan "blue wang" 8
Testuo: The Iron Man "drill dick" 10
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Post by Lizard on Nov 17, 2022 10:45:00 GMT
#1 - Garfy
#2 - CharlieStCloud
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Post by rawshark on Nov 17, 2022 10:50:46 GMT
Wild Things - Kevin’s Bacon 9
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Post by geefe on Nov 17, 2022 15:31:47 GMT
If Dark Fate had been made a little earlier, and there had been no T3, Salvation or Genisys, then I honestly think you'd have a cracking trilogy. Largely agree with the sentiment. It's clearly written to be a direct thematic sequel to T2 and I think it works, on that level. It's a little bit long and the plane sequence should have been the ending. Perhaps they could have used an EMP device on the plane to have a big kaboom finish, as the last fight wasn't necessary. Dark Fate suffered from following 3 middling to shit films that had decent ideas but never followed through. T3 is just bland, T4 has a great idea but shit execution and T5 was a mess. |
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Post by mrpon on Nov 17, 2022 15:31:53 GMT
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Post by geefe on Nov 17, 2022 15:33:04 GMT
What's the film where De Niro gets a handshandy? Once upon a time in America?
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Post by drhickman1983 on Nov 18, 2022 0:14:14 GMT
Mad Max - 7
Mad Max 2 - 9
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome - 7
Mad Max Fury Road - 9
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Post by RadicalRex on Nov 18, 2022 4:24:05 GMT
T1 - 10
T2 - 10
/end of franchise
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Post by britesparc on Nov 18, 2022 11:52:07 GMT
T1 - 9
T2 - 10
T3 - 7
TS - 5
TG - 5
TDF - 4
Dark Fate is the most disappointed I've been in a Terminator film. Salvation is boring and Mega Drive is stupid but I'd rank them both above DF, which is just a grumpy rehash of T2 plot points.
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Post by dfunked on Nov 18, 2022 12:01:07 GMT
What's the film where De Niro gets a handshandy? Once upon a time in America? I just had to Google it, as that's the kind of question that sticks with you if you don't find an answer asap... 1900 possibly? |
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Post by Lizard on Nov 18, 2022 14:57:21 GMT
T1 - 10
T2 - 10
T3 - 5
TS - 3
TG - 5
TDF - 7
T3 came out in my formative years, so it gets extra points for Claire Danes.
Genysis is terrible, but I do enjoy the ridiculous timeline stuff at the start, and the T1000 section.
DF gets an extra point for having the audacity to make the T800 a curtain guy.
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Post by dfunked on Nov 18, 2022 15:50:30 GMT
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Post by Lizard on Nov 18, 2022 15:55:28 GMT
Meant to say T3. Unlike Geefe I don't hate art and culture. |
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Post by britesparc on Nov 22, 2022 13:58:40 GMT
Let's do the DC movies (DCEU technically):
Wonder Woman - 9
The Suicide Squad - 8
Birds of Prey - 8
Aquaman - 7
Black Adam - 7
Shazam - 7
Wonder Woman 1984 - 6
Man of Steel - 6
ZS's Justice League - 5
Justice League - 5
Batman v Superman - 4
Suicide Squad - 4
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Post by geefe on Nov 22, 2022 14:03:45 GMT
Wonder Woman - 7
Not seen any of the others
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 22, 2022 14:12:15 GMT
Wonder Woman - 6
The Suicide Squad - 7
Birds of Prey - DNF
Aquaman - 5 (I would have given this a six last week but I watched it again and its absolutely ridiculous)
Black Adam - N/A
Shazam - 7
Wonder Woman 1984 - 3
Man of Steel - 5
ZS's Justice League - 7 (if watched as 3pt a mini-series. Its not a good 'movie')
Justice League - 4
Batman v Superman - 4
Suicide Squad - 2
Girding my loins for someone attempting the MCU
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Post by Reviewer on Nov 22, 2022 14:18:21 GMT
Wonder Woman - 6
The Suicide Squad - 7
Birds of Prey - NA
Aquaman - 5
Black Adam - NA
Shazam - 7
Wonder Woman 1984 - NA
Man of Steel - 7
ZS's Justice League - 3
Justice League - 3
Batman v Superman - 4
Suicide Squad - 3
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Post by Reviewer on Nov 22, 2022 14:23:41 GMT
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011 - movie) 8
Captain Marvel (2019 - movie) 5
Iron Man (2008 - movie) 8
Iron Man 2 (2010 - movie) 6
The Incredible Hulk (2008 - movie) 7
Thor (2011 - movie) 7
The Avengers (2012 - movie) 9
Iron Man 3 (2013 - movie) 7
Thor: The Dark World (2013 - movie) 6
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014 - movie) 9
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014 - movie) 8
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017 - movie) 7
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015 - movie) 6
Ant-Man (2015 - movie) 6
Captain America: Civil War (2016 - movie) 9
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017 - movie) 8
Doctor Strange (2016 - movie) 8
Black Panther (2018 - movie) 8
Thor: Ragnarok (2017 - movie) 8
Ant-Man and The Wasp (2018 - movie) 6
Black Widow (2021 - movie) 5
Avengers: Infinity War (2018 - movie) 9
Avengers: Endgame (2019 - movie) 9
Loki (2021 - Disney+ TV show) 6
What If...? (2022 - Disney+ TV show) 7
WandaVision (2021 - Disney+ TV show) 6
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019 - movie) 7
The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021 - Disney+ TV show) 5
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021 - movie) 7
Eternals (2021 - movie) 3
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021 - movie) 6
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022 - movie) 6
Hawkeye (2021 - Disney+ TV show) 8
Moon Knight (2022 - Disney+ TV show) 7
She-Hulk (2022 - Disney+ TV show) 5
Mrs Marvel (2022 - Disney+ TV show) 5
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022- movie) 6
Werewolf by Night (2022 - Special Presentation) 7
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Post by geefe on Nov 22, 2022 14:26:25 GMT
Girding my loins for someone attempting the MCU Because I love you... Homecoming - 9 Thor 3 - 9 No Way Home - 8 Iron Man - 7 Black Panther, Avengers, Ant Man, Ant Man 2, Iron Man 2, Far from home, Guardians, Guardians 2, the two big Endgame ones, Thor 1, Iron Man 2 and errr that Winter Solider - 5 Mostly because I can't remember a thing about them and they just sort of existed on a screen. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2022 14:32:40 GMT
This is a lot to take in. I also thinking rankings should either be ascending or descending and not chronological. This is anarchy.
I think Marvel was uniformly excellent until the end of the Infinity/Thanks arc and now has nothing of interest to say.
JJ Trek (the first) was decent. I saw the one with Cumberbatch and didn't enjoy it.
I loved the OG cast films but never liked the original series (possible sacrilege?)
Deep Space 9 was the best Trek series and the only one worthy of a 10.
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Post by rhaegyr on Nov 22, 2022 14:53:05 GMT
The only film franchise worthy of a ten is the LOTR trilogy.
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Post by wunty on Nov 22, 2022 17:12:00 GMT
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011 - movie) 6
Captain Marvel (2019 - movie) 7
Iron Man (2008 - movie) 6
Iron Man 2 (2010 - movie) 4
The Incredible Hulk (2008 - movie) n/a
Thor (2011 - movie) 7
The Avengers (2012 - movie) 8
Iron Man 3 (2013 - movie) 5
Thor: The Dark World (2013 - movie) 7
Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014 - movie) 9
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014 - movie) 7
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017 - movie) 6
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015 - movie) 7
Ant-Man (2015 - movie) 6
Captain America: Civil War (2016 - movie) 8
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017 - movie) 6
Doctor Strange (2016 - movie) 7
Black Panther (2018 - movie) 6
Thor: Ragnarok (2017 - movie) 9.5
Ant-Man and The Wasp (2018 - movie) 7
Black Widow (2021 - movie) 7
Avengers: Infinity War (2018 - movie) 9
Avengers: Endgame (2019 - movie) 8
Loki (2021 - Disney+ TV show) didn’t finish
What If...? (2022 - Disney+ TV show) n/a
WandaVision (2021 - Disney+ TV show) 8 but 5 by the end
Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019 - movie) 5
The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021 - Disney+ TV show) 7
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021 - movie) 4
Eternals (2021 - movie) 8
Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021 - movie) 9
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022 - movie) 9
Hawkeye (2021 - Disney+ TV show) 8
Moon Knight (2022 - Disney+ TV show) didn’t finish
She-Hulk (2022 - Disney+ TV show) 9
Mrs Marvel (2022 - Disney+ TV show) n/a
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022- movie) 8
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Post by dogbot on Nov 22, 2022 17:18:04 GMT
You think you know someone, but Eternals an 8.
EIGHT?
Crackers.
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