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Post by Dougs on Dec 7, 2022 15:21:28 GMT
Superman IV is indeed awful. I also remember being taken by my uncle to see Jaws 3D. It was shit even to a 10 year old.
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Post by Leolian'sBro on Dec 7, 2022 15:32:34 GMT
Starcrash. A Star Wars rip off and a stoner’s dream but it doesn’t even fall into the ‘so bad it’s good’ category. Worth watching for:
Caroline Munro, who is forced to wear a prison bikini early on and then never bothers changing (it’s that sort of film)
The police pairing of a blue grumpy man and a Good Old Boy robot, who tries to be C3PO for about one sentence then becomes Buford T Justice for the rest of the film.
A jedi with a lightsaber fighting the world’s least intimidating stopmotion robots.
Cartoon-era Ming the Merciless who runs towards the camera with his cape flowing behind him a lot.
Amazons on horseback!
Christopher Plummer, who has no idea what is going on.
David Hasselhoff!
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Post by Vortex on Dec 7, 2022 15:41:18 GMT
Now I kind of want to watch that!  |
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Post by Vortex on Dec 7, 2022 15:44:04 GMT
Also, it's apparently rated at 29% on rotten tomatoes, so it is roughly 3x better than that Millenium shite that scarred me.
This is the more the level of shite i expected to find in here!
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Post by rawshark on Dec 7, 2022 15:47:30 GMT
Avengers Age of Ultron I’d say unwatchable but I managed to sit through it. Cannot remember a single thing that happened though, just finishing the movie feeling depressed that I’d wasted two hours of my life To you, sir, I say Pfft. Compared to the other mentions here that is weak sauce. |
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Post by wunty on Dec 7, 2022 15:51:04 GMT
Starcrash. A Star Wars rip off and a stoner’s dream but it doesn’t even fall into the ‘so bad it’s good’ category. Worth watching for: Caroline Munro, who is forced to wear a prison bikini early on and then never bothers changing (it’s that sort of film) The police pairing of a blue grumpy man and a Good Old Boy robot, who tries to be C3PO for about one sentence then becomes Buford T Justice for the rest of the film. A jedi with a lightsaber fighting the world’s least intimidating stopmotion robots. Cartoon-era Ming the Merciless who runs towards the camera with his cape flowing behind him a lot. Amazons on horseback! Christopher Plummer, who has no idea what is going on. David Hasselhoff! Fucking hell. You know I've been trying to think of the name of this film for YEARS. Along with Starchaser, this was one that we used to have on VHS! Utter shite of course but it's been bugging me for so long. Started to think I'd actually imagined it. |
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Post by Vandelay on Dec 7, 2022 15:52:44 GMT
Superheroes sitting around chatting in a farm house sounds like a good pitch to me, so I liked Age of Ultron more than most. Not as good as the first Avengers or the Infinity War/Endgame double, but definitely not as bad as some said it was. It's biggest issue was the need to set up future films.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2022 16:04:47 GMT
Catwoman was pretty terrible. I gave it a chance on DVD as I like the character and Halle, but oof it was bad.
But even it wasn’t as bad as Black Adam.
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Post by Danno on Dec 7, 2022 16:17:25 GMT
Avengers Age of Ultron I’d say unwatchable but I managed to sit through it. Cannot remember a single thing that happened though, just finishing the movie feeling depressed that I’d wasted two hours of my life I went to a midnight Imax screening, followed by a mediocre, overpriced meal at Duck and Waffle. That was £150 I bitterly regret losing to this day. |
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Post by baihu1983 on Dec 7, 2022 17:21:36 GMT
How dare you people. This is ART! And hey unlike a lot of action films now you can see what's happening.[but do you want to?]
I also love that one guys casual point as the Statue of liberty falls
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2022 17:23:23 GMT
For Superhero films Kick Ass 2 is absolutely shite, especially compared to the first.
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Post by clemfandango on Dec 7, 2022 17:25:07 GMT
I think we can all agree that we need to watch Starcrash
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Post by 😎 on Dec 7, 2022 17:40:31 GMT
Best thing in Supes 4 is when he’s doing his big fanfare walk to speak to the UN and he’s just walking down a random estate in Milton Keynes.
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Post by baihu1983 on Dec 7, 2022 17:44:00 GMT
One of my favourites
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Post by dogbot on Dec 7, 2022 17:44:38 GMT
The shit horror film with the ghoul with the red-black face paint. And a basement. Quite modern. So fucking shit. I don't think that the Phantom Menace is considered a horror. |
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Post by geefe on Dec 7, 2022 18:07:50 GMT
I took a girl on a date to see Sweeney Todd. I did not know it was a musical.
Spoilers - I fucking hate musicals.
Absolutely dire experience, for me.
Also see - Greatest Showman.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2022 19:08:26 GMT
Yeah, tbh, I’m really not a fan of musicals either. I can suspend my disbelief for many things, but not for people breaking into song to explain their emotions.
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Post by baihu1983 on Dec 7, 2022 19:58:34 GMT
Chicago did it right and I can always watch Nightmare before Christmas.
Sweeney Todd was dreadful
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Post by Dougs on Dec 7, 2022 20:15:07 GMT
User geefe, that is priceless.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Dec 7, 2022 20:53:01 GMT
Bullshit. I have good taste, I’m known for it. All the movies I’ve mentioned are well liked generally (except The Predator) Who said Jaws was cheesy? That’s the villain right there Cheese is jawsy Only if it's made from the milk of jawsy cows |
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Post by geefe on Dec 7, 2022 22:43:56 GMT
User geefe, that is priceless. Genuinely there are no words to express my confusion when Johnny Depp started singing on that boat. "God, Tom Burton's a bit weird lobbing a random song in there" |
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Post by Blue_Mike on Dec 7, 2022 23:11:52 GMT
The robot that Hasselhoff has a lightsaber fight with looks like it was made out of a fucking Meccano set. |
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Post by Danno on Dec 8, 2022 0:06:19 GMT
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Post by dogbot on Dec 8, 2022 13:32:47 GMT
There are an awful lot of films on this thread that I have never seen, happily.
Spurred by another thread, but the Hunger Games series is appalling and I'm embarrassed to have seen them.
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Post by clemfandango on Dec 8, 2022 13:34:27 GMT
There are an awful lot of films on this thread that I have never seen, happily. Spurred by another thread, but the Hunger Games series is appalling and I'm embarrassed to have seen them. They are better than Twilight and I have seen them  |
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Post by dogbot on Dec 8, 2022 13:37:20 GMT
I haven't seen Twilight, but judging by general opinions, that strikes me as damning with the faintest of praise 😁
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Post by beastmaster on Dec 8, 2022 13:38:07 GMT
Here it is! In full. sat in a cinema full of people. People started walking out after 15 minutes. It becomes an endurance test. My friend and I made it to the end also with two other people. Any blue, fuzzy, wet cat Avatar length has got nothing on this. This film seems to go on for days!!
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Post by wunty on Dec 8, 2022 14:02:27 GMT
There are an awful lot of films on this thread that I have never seen, happily. Spurred by another thread, but the Hunger Games series is appalling and I'm embarrassed to have seen them. Oh shit yes. My son wanted to watch them so I sat through all four with him. Utter fucking garbage. I was really quite shocked as to how bad they were.
Reminds me. Every Harry Potter after the quite fun first one is fucking horrendous as well.
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Post by Vandelay on Dec 8, 2022 14:16:09 GMT
What? Fair enough not liking the series, but the first Potter is by far the weakest.
I also quite like The Hunger Games films. They are an ok story well told, with a decent cast. One of the few occasions when I would say the films are actually better than the books, which are an ok story poorly told.
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Post by baihu1983 on Dec 8, 2022 14:28:06 GMT
3rd is easily the best.
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