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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 14, 2021 19:27:28 GMT
Savage rituals
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Post by elstoof on Aug 14, 2021 19:28:09 GMT
Isn’t docking where you stretch the urethra open and around another gentleman’s glans
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2021 19:30:12 GMT
Mere child's play to what the Bonobo's have to endure.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 14, 2021 19:49:54 GMT
One of them had to endure 8bitboy’s mum
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Post by Aunt Alison on Aug 14, 2021 19:53:53 GMT
I have no idea what you're saying so I think we've passed the strange own language barrier as well. It didn't take long
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Post by elstoof on Aug 14, 2021 21:44:31 GMT
This forum was set up purely so we could just retread things that happened several years previously right
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2021 21:45:11 GMT
This forum was set up purely so we could just retread things that happened several years previously right Yes, it's a direct continuation of the EG forum. What do you think we've been doing there for the last couple of years? |
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Post by elstoof on Aug 14, 2021 21:50:50 GMT
I was just clarifying for aunt Alison
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Post by 😎 on Aug 14, 2021 21:54:26 GMT
We have to draw that fine line between annoying old members we don’t like and not alienating new comers we may like with in jokes, whilst simultaneously looking back wistfully on times past and also ruing the wasted hours of pointless bullshit.
So how about that albundy eh
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Post by Reviewer on Aug 14, 2021 22:07:24 GMT
15 fucking years since albundy.
I’ve wasted my life.
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Post by neems on Aug 14, 2021 22:11:31 GMT
This forum was set up purely so we could just retread things that happened several years previously right Yes, it's a direct continuation of the EG forum. What do you think we've been doing there for the last couple of years? Docking, apparently. |
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Post by Frog on Aug 15, 2021 5:38:39 GMT
To make docking more dramatic you could use the beep noise a truck makes when it reverses and approach slowly. Maybe even blindfolld the docker and have the other guide him in.
That should bring it up the roughly the difficulty of getting a plane out of the hanger in Raid over Moscow.
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Post by BigOrkWaaagh on Aug 15, 2021 8:08:57 GMT
If you wanted to upgrade to space docking, that's having a big shit inside someone else's vagina. I know this because we got a new system at work that came jam-packed with the most offensive terms you could imagine to make up a block list, and I had a fun few weeks going through them all. Unfortunately they encrypt it now so it's not as fun. I guarantee they just went round their office asking people for the worst things they ever said when they were 14. I think my favourite was 'munging' and I won't spoil the surprise with that one.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Aug 15, 2021 8:22:05 GMT
Ha, munging. Shit I haven't heard that corker since Uni days.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 8:22:37 GMT
I just googled that. Wish I hadn't.
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Post by elstoof on Aug 15, 2021 8:24:11 GMT
How do you know you’ll do a shit with the right consistency to dildo it’s way into a vagina? What if you forget about the burrito you had at lunch and it comes out like porridge, do you just apologise to the lady and try again in the morning?
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Post by Lizard on Aug 15, 2021 9:02:44 GMT
Elite shitters only.
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Post by I am a moron on Aug 15, 2021 9:19:18 GMT
How do you know you’ll do a shit with the right consistency to dildo it’s way into a vagina? What if you forget about the burrito you had at lunch and it comes out like porridge, do you just apologise to the lady and try again in the morning? "Lady" |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 9:21:24 GMT
Whats it called when you freeze a turd and use it as a dildo?
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Aug 15, 2021 9:24:10 GMT
Forward planning.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 9:28:22 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 9:29:17 GMT
"Cold Hank" is definitely the stand out there.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 9:40:57 GMT
I don't know, I think there are strong arguments for both dildookie and Cornin O'Brien
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Post by KD on Aug 15, 2021 9:42:00 GMT
Felching was a favourite word a friend used.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 9:46:48 GMT
"Smudger" haha
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Post by elstoof on Aug 15, 2021 9:50:44 GMT
Smudger sounds like one of the lads your grandad was mobilised with on the Somme
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2021 9:54:24 GMT
There was quite a lot of cold hanking going on in the trenches from what I hear.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Aug 15, 2021 9:55:56 GMT
I'm absolutely amazed there are so many terms for it.
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Post by harriselhoff on Aug 15, 2021 11:26:01 GMT
Isn’t docking where you stretch the urethra open and around another gentleman’s glans Wonder if there’s regular and pro level. I do remember reading something that stuck with me over the years in one of those fhm or loaded sex articles. Make a small incision to the “eye” and let it heal. Do this enough times and eventually, hopefully, you will be able to fit what you want down there. I’d always worry about judging the size wrong and splitting open like a banana. |
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Post by Danno on Aug 15, 2021 11:38:02 GMT
What happened to "Spacemonkey"?
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