Fake_Blood
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Post by Fake_Blood on Feb 24, 2023 10:23:37 GMT
Not my user name origin story btw.
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Post by simple on Feb 24, 2023 15:36:30 GMT
My old flatmate’s brother did his and we convinced him the meat would slide out leaving him with just an empty sock of skin left dangling in the breeze.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Feb 24, 2023 15:41:29 GMT
🎵 the answer my friend is dangling in the breeze 🎵
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Post by Danno on Feb 24, 2023 16:13:10 GMT
Simple wtf 😆
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damagedinc
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Post by damagedinc on Feb 24, 2023 16:25:59 GMT
I came into the thread to satisfy my curiosity, now I'm staying as I am aroused .........
Reminds me though of when my friend showed me his knob and asked why it was so "cheesy"
*not aroused anymore"
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Post by grey_matters on Feb 24, 2023 16:29:46 GMT
Jesus Shitting Christ.
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Post by dfunked on Feb 24, 2023 16:30:08 GMT
"Does this taste like cheese to you?"
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KD
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Post by KD on Feb 24, 2023 16:30:13 GMT
I looked at the form in the hospital and its actually classed as plastic surgery.
I remember the doctor saying where they would do the 2 injections and explained it melted away and from my reaction he guessed right that I wanted to be knocked out for it.
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Post by elstoof on Feb 24, 2023 16:46:46 GMT
Alright Hollywood
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EMarkM
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Post by EMarkM on Feb 24, 2023 17:03:41 GMT
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damagedinc
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Post by damagedinc on Feb 24, 2023 17:18:28 GMT
"Does this taste like cheese to you?" It was thick. The cheese that is |
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Post by Danno on Feb 24, 2023 17:29:31 GMT
Thread of the year?
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Post by elstoof on Feb 24, 2023 17:55:32 GMT
No
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Post by mothercruncher on Feb 24, 2023 18:57:21 GMT
Banjo string all present and correct, but that thing that connects your upper lip to the gum above your front teeth isn’t - an unfortunate incident on a school desk thinking “oooo! I can rest my front teeth on the end of this upward pointing biro AND NOTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN…”.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2023 19:09:02 GMT
Managed to erase this thread and Dfunkeypenis' cheese from my mind for a bit.
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Feb 24, 2023 19:13:49 GMT
How does the helmet not fall off?
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Post by elstoof on Feb 24, 2023 19:30:32 GMT
Banjo string all present and correct, but that thing that connects your upper lip to the gum above your front teeth isn’t They’re both called your frenulum |
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Post by mothercruncher on Feb 25, 2023 10:17:56 GMT
I’m 50% frenulum.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Feb 25, 2023 10:44:19 GMT
The beauty of this threads title is that I can imagine a slow-motion montage of agonised faces contorting as the string snaps set to Barber's composition.
I imagine that's absolutely the legacy Barber had in mind when he wrote it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 25, 2023 10:59:42 GMT
Might as well do funny names for nob cheese (strings) at this point then. Such as
Brimula
Fred Leicester
Gordon Zola
Phil A Delphia
Knacker Barrel
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cubby
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Post by cubby on Feb 25, 2023 12:13:58 GMT
Cumembert
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Post by dogbot on Feb 25, 2023 12:17:22 GMT
Man-chego
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Post by Nanocrystal on Feb 25, 2023 12:19:54 GMT
He-dam
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Post by dfunked on Feb 25, 2023 13:43:31 GMT
Frottage cheese
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Post by mothercruncher on Feb 25, 2023 13:43:57 GMT
That one wiv maggots in.
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Post by elstoof on Feb 25, 2023 14:02:12 GMT
Goo-da, semen-thal, Parma-jam, Cum-té; let’s get it all out of our system so we can move on please. stinking bishop doesn’t even need any work
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Post by Danno on Feb 25, 2023 17:47:04 GMT
Good work chaps
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damagedinc
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Post by damagedinc on Feb 25, 2023 22:49:14 GMT
Only two stinking bishops I know of. One is a wonderful mouthful that I partake in as often as possible
The other is bought from good cheese store and goes rather well with a tawny and lucky to have at Christmas
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Post by Jambowayoh on Feb 25, 2023 22:53:19 GMT
Well this thread is... interesting. I bet EG are gutted they lost our community. GUTTED.
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Blue_Mike
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Post by Blue_Mike on Feb 25, 2023 23:07:59 GMT
One in five breakages, according to the current vote. Interesting.
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