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Post by elstoof on Sept 29, 2023 21:47:15 GMT
Petty revenge against who, the tree stood in a national park
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Post by dogbot on Sept 29, 2023 21:56:38 GMT
Who would have figured that chopsen was 60? Username was a bit of a giveaway too, now I think about it. |
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Post by Whizzo on Sept 29, 2023 22:00:05 GMT
It's so obvious, the clue was right there but we clearly couldn't see the wood for the felled trees.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 29, 2023 22:10:37 GMT
He Chopsem down and blames it on random 16 yo kids
Disgraceful
The vehement denial on page 1 was the clue
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Post by X201 on Sept 29, 2023 22:11:37 GMT
It's so obvious, the clue was right there but we clearly couldn't see the wood for the felled trees. No one twigged |
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Post by retro74 on Sept 29, 2023 22:14:50 GMT
Made everyone look like a sap
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Post by Lizard on Sept 29, 2023 22:47:20 GMT
Some of these puns are evergreen.
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Post by ForkHandles on Sept 30, 2023 6:32:54 GMT
The police should be on the lookout for 2 more attacks - these things always happen in trees.
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Post by MolarAm🔵 on Sept 30, 2023 7:20:00 GMT
To be fair, you don't know what the tree did. Maybe the tree deserved it.
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Post by retro74 on Sept 30, 2023 9:08:16 GMT
To be fair, you don't know what the tree did. Maybe the tree deserved it. I don’t think so. I actually heard that the tree was quite poplar |
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Post by elstoof on Sept 30, 2023 9:09:08 GMT
Bet they felt like absolute planks when they got arrested
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Post by Rich on Sept 30, 2023 9:09:53 GMT
It may have made mistakes in the past but it had turned over a new leaf.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 30, 2023 9:10:55 GMT
The police are checking their WhatsApp logs to find anyone else involved
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Post by elstoof on Sept 30, 2023 9:11:45 GMT
Apparently there’s tree fellers that they’re particularly interested in
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Post by elstoof on Sept 30, 2023 9:12:09 GMT
Special branch have been called in to look into it
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Post by Rich on Sept 30, 2023 9:14:27 GMT
I hear the remains have already been cleared. The council were worried someone would tree pun fall.
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Post by cubby on Sept 30, 2023 9:31:44 GMT
I hope you all get arrested.
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Post by freddiemercurystwin on Sept 30, 2023 15:45:41 GMT
I wanted to think of another pun but I'm stumped.
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 30, 2023 15:59:31 GMT
Take a bough, you bunch of comedians.
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Post by 😎 on Sept 30, 2023 16:14:21 GMT
Next tree pun gets banned
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Post by Blue_Mike on Sept 30, 2023 16:15:08 GMT
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Post by nexus6 on Sept 30, 2023 16:15:35 GMT
No more tree puns or we get the chop?
BOOOOOO!
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Post by EMarkM on Sept 30, 2023 16:18:10 GMT
Next tree pun gets band (saw) Get 'im guys! |
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Post by X201 on Sept 30, 2023 18:56:00 GMT
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Post by X201 on Oct 5, 2023 14:34:04 GMT
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Post by Whizzo on Oct 6, 2023 20:01:39 GMT
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Post by X201 on Oct 8, 2023 12:37:54 GMT
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Post by X201 on Nov 1, 2023 14:18:03 GMT
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Post by minimatt on Nov 1, 2023 17:08:34 GMT
Detectives described the case as "very difficult and complex" and urged people not speculate about the investigation.
With the greatest respect to they boys and girls in blue, it's not that difficult and complex is it? Forensic accounting of a multi-national's fraud and bribery is very difficult and complex. Exposing the command structure of a drug trafficking cartel is very difficult and complex. Lads - you're tasked with finding out who chopped a tree down. Evidence is out there or it isn't but either way if this is too complex for you then perhaps detective isn't the career for you...
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Post by geefe on Nov 2, 2023 18:56:47 GMT
Hey, have you seen the detectives Wiggum has to work with?
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