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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 6, 2024 13:28:55 GMT
Oh mate if you thought Fallen Kingdom was as low as it could get you're not prepared for the next one. The best bit about it is seeing how terminally bored Chris Pratt is.
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Post by harrypalmer on Jun 6, 2024 13:33:13 GMT
lol. Fallen Kingdom has wiped me out. Any expectation of there being anything good in Dominion at all has been replaced with morbid curiosity to see just how low it can get.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 6, 2024 13:36:54 GMT
The only thing I liked about Dominion was there was one of the characters was a black woman. A subsection of loud people were very upset that a black woman was allowed to be in a film about dinosaurs in modern day. So yeah I liked her being in the movie.
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Post by harrypalmer on Jun 6, 2024 13:38:28 GMT
God, that's depressing.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Jun 6, 2024 13:45:44 GMT
It's lucky there are only 3 World movies (so far), otherwise you might have to break out the negative scoring / 5
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 6, 2024 13:58:55 GMT
DaWanda Wise's character was the best thing about the whole film.
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Post by wunty on Jun 6, 2024 14:07:21 GMT
Suddenly JP3 is looking even better now huh.
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Post by wunty on Jun 6, 2024 14:08:56 GMT
JW2 is the very bottom of the lot though. I can't even remember much of it apart from being terribly bored throughout and wondering how they'd managed to make Jurassic Park into a film about a dinosaur fannying about inside a gothic mansion full of shady businessmen.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 6, 2024 14:19:32 GMT
Nah Dominion was truly the worst. I could see why Fallen Kingdom exists to a point but Dominion was just purely we have to fulfil our contractual obligations.
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Post by zisssou on Jun 6, 2024 14:40:27 GMT
Made a tonne of dollar though.
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Post by cubby on Jun 6, 2024 14:44:28 GMT
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (Netflix) - 1/5Wow. What kind of sick fucking asshole comes up with these scripts? br] His name is Colin Trevorrow |
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Post by wunty on Jun 6, 2024 14:46:25 GMT
Nah Dominion was truly the worst. I could see why Fallen Kingdom exists to a point but Dominion was just purely we have to fulfil our contractual obligations. But at least Dominion has actual proper dinosauring going on. And Sam Neill is back (again).
It's still a great big steaming pile of dinoturd of course.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 6, 2024 14:48:54 GMT
I'm sorry, did you miss the GIANT LOCUSTS???
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Post by wunty on Jun 6, 2024 14:51:08 GMT
I possibly blocked them from my mind.
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Post by PatrickEwing on Jun 6, 2024 14:52:24 GMT
Yeah just skip straight to CD3, Skip. I remember the CD3 Drive through scene with Mick and Jacko fondly, haven't watched it since 2001 at it may well be shit, but still funny in my mind. |
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Post by britesparc on Jun 6, 2024 17:16:47 GMT
Rumour is the next Jurassic, directed by Gareth Edwards, is called "Jurassic City" and will star Mahershala Ali.
This last point is relatively interesting for MCU nuts like myself, as it presumably means they're not filming Blade any time soon, which probably means it's not coming out next year.
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Post by technoish on Jun 6, 2024 17:28:42 GMT
What we need is a post apocalyptic version where dinosaurs have taken over the world after it was devastated by climate change.
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 6, 2024 18:18:13 GMT
Bad Boys: Ride or Die - in a cinema
Very much a sequel to Bad Boys 4 Life that plot elements directly carry over from it so that's a must watch beforehand. It's also quite simple: did you like BB4Life? If you did you will like this as it's more of the same, if you didn't, you won't.
I had a good time, it's mostly the same as all the others but the two leads and the writing is acknowledging these two guys are in their fifties so they have some issues on that front.
One disappointment is Rhea Seehorn really doesn't have much to do and is rather wasted.
I'm also surprised at an opinion on jellybeans.
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Post by zisssou on Jun 6, 2024 18:27:27 GMT
What we need is a post apocalyptic version where dinosaurs have taken over the world after it was devastated by climate change. Not the mamma |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2024 18:28:46 GMT
Bad Boys: Ride or Die - and the writing is acknowledging these two guys are in their fifties so they have some issues on that front..
"Ouch my back hurts" "I'm out of breath chasing this bad guy" "I have to pee a lot more now" "I will stare in awe at this younger guy doing something I just struggled with" Or is it more imaginative than that? |
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 6, 2024 18:32:50 GMT
A lot more serious than that.
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Post by harrypalmer on Jun 7, 2024 14:14:59 GMT
Furiosa- 5/5
Better than Fury Road. George Miller is action Jesus.
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Post by Gruf on Jun 7, 2024 14:45:40 GMT
What we need is a post apocalyptic version where dinosaurs have taken over the world after it was devastated by climate change. Riding horses, Damn Dirty Dino's |
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jun 7, 2024 14:55:16 GMT
Or maybe a live action version of this
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jun 7, 2024 15:13:10 GMT
Twas a fucking good beat em up was that.
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Post by britesparc on Jun 7, 2024 15:59:23 GMT
Did anyone see that Kylo Ren-versus-dinosaurs movie from a couple of years back? Was that any good?
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Post by otto on Jun 7, 2024 16:24:41 GMT
I think you’ve answered your own question there
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Post by Whizzo on Jun 7, 2024 16:53:00 GMT
65 was better than the Jurassic World films.
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Post by dfunked on Jun 7, 2024 16:56:10 GMT
... And it was a load of shite!
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Post by LegendaryApe on Jun 7, 2024 17:08:55 GMT
Or maybe a live action version of this
I played that last week via one of the AliExpress preloaded devices. I originally played it as a young lad when the town actually had somewhere with arcade machines in it. Great game |
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