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Post by jonsend on Jun 29, 2022 21:35:16 GMT
Apparently jonsend is so awestruck by the sheer magnitude of Johnson's abject cuntishness, he has been rendered speechless. I have now recovered from my Boris induced stupor. |
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Post by LFace on Jul 5, 2022 17:56:53 GMT
Just need to check. Is he still one after tonight's resignations?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Jul 5, 2022 17:57:50 GMT
Just need to check. Is he still one after tonight's resignations? He's the IL Duce of cunts. Senor Cunt forevermore. |
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Post by Rodderz on Jul 5, 2022 18:19:10 GMT
 Haha, here's Boris Johnson riding a Doberman 'Pincher'. 😂 Have fun, ya cunt! |
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 5, 2022 18:57:56 GMT
Please god let that cunt be gone soon. I know we'll just get another cunt but by definition it'll be a lesser one.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 6, 2022 15:21:38 GMT
Hahaha! MPs tweeting resignation letters while taking the piss out of you in committee! Weasel your way out of this you cunt! Good job my next wine delivery will be here tomorrow.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 6, 2022 15:24:44 GMT
Don't jinx it or he will. Until I see him out of there he's Tefl-Oz the Great and Powerful, just like Trump...
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 7, 2022 11:47:50 GMT
HALLELUIA!
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 7, 2022 12:39:00 GMT
What a day! What a beautiful day !
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Post by Ulythium on Jul 7, 2022 20:05:52 GMT
I think we have to give credit where it's due, no matter how painful that may be - after all, Boris Johnson resigned as soon as it became apparent that his position was untenable, putting the good of the nation above his personal ambitions, and did so with grace into the bargain.
[pause for dramatic and/or comedic effect]
Bwahahahahahaha! Get fucked, you odious cunt!
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Post by cubby on Jul 7, 2022 20:17:20 GMT
We all knew he'd cling on, it was obvious to anyone who's paid attention to the narcissist cunt for the last 3+ years.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 7, 2022 20:38:05 GMT
He'll be gone. There's blood in the water and they're all fucking sharks.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jul 8, 2022 10:13:17 GMT
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Post by Danno on Jul 8, 2022 10:38:07 GMT
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Post by Whizzo on Jul 9, 2022 20:26:14 GMT
The skeletons are coming out of the closet.
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Post by dfunked on Jul 9, 2022 20:34:25 GMT
"Jesus fucking arsehole"
Well at least one half decent thing came out of him. Not a totally terrible string of swears.
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Post by Danno on Jul 9, 2022 20:46:12 GMT
"Not in City Hall"
But in government? IT'S ALL GRAVY BABY
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Post by dogbot on Jul 19, 2022 6:59:37 GMT
Yep.
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Post by dfunked on Jul 19, 2022 7:21:33 GMT
While I get the reference, that's veering towards something that could be taken as a friendly use of the word.
Just to be perfectly clear in case there was even a sliver of doubt. Boris Johnson is a cunt.
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Post by cubby on Jul 19, 2022 7:31:50 GMT
It's Sleaford Mods, there's no ambiguity.
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Post by JuniorFE on Jul 19, 2022 9:33:26 GMT
In case you haven't been in the politics thread today, we have BoJo taking an MP's whip away from them for not attending the confidence vote held while they were out of the country, as well as people having to refuse going to events such as family members' funerals in order to vote.
"Just have the funeral another day, she's not fucking going anywhere!"
-Alexander Boris de Cuntffel Johnson
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Post by Reviewer on Jul 19, 2022 9:38:20 GMT
Every one of those that didn’t tell him to go fuck himself is a cunt too. There’s something wrong with anyone that would give in to that and then vote to say they support him/the government after they’ve just pushing the odious twat out.
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 20, 2022 18:02:23 GMT
The only time I want to la vista you again is if you're in the news for being found drowned headfirst in a lake of sewage, you world beating cunt.
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Post by Blue_Mike on Jul 26, 2022 15:56:36 GMT
When you look at him, you can tell that where other people have a brain, he has that fortune cookie from Phoenix Nights that read "Piss Flaps"
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Post by Sarfrin on Jul 26, 2022 21:57:32 GMT
Thank you for reviving this. Somehow he's even more of a cunt now he's resigned. Probably because he can't even do that fucking properly.
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Post by Sarfrin on Aug 3, 2022 22:38:41 GMT
It's been too long since we reminded ourselves that Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt. Getting paid to be Prime Minister and doing even more absolutely fuck all than the absolutely fuck all he did before he resigned and somehow still has his fucking job. The hay-topped wobbling pyramid of poisonous lard. Like the fucking quicksand we used to see on TV in the 70s but unimaginably less pleasant. I'd definitely rather sink irreversibly into quicksand than into the sweaty folds of Boris "he's a cunt" Johnson.
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Post by Danno on Aug 3, 2022 22:48:04 GMT
It's been too long since we reminded ourselves that Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt. Getting paid to be Prime Minister and doing even more absolutely fuck all than the absolutely fuck all he did before he resigned and somehow still has his fucking job. The hay-topped wobbling pyramid of poisonous lard. Like the fucking quicksand we used to see on TV in the 70s but unimaginably less pleasant. I'd definitely rather sink irreversibly into quicksand than into the sweaty folds of Boris "he's a cunt" Johnson. And now, as of today, he's on his summer holidays. Wonder who laid for that |
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Post by Danno on Aug 3, 2022 22:48:31 GMT
Ha. Paid. But makes sense either way.
Also, as thread creator you don't get to say "we reminded ourselves...." that's tory talk 😀
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Post by Blue_Mike on Aug 3, 2022 23:00:03 GMT
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Post by Danno on Aug 3, 2022 23:07:22 GMT
Mike why.
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