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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2022 13:18:44 GMT
All of you ranking breakfast stuff are confusing me. How can you just give bacon a number without clarifying?
Streaky bacon 10/10
Back bacon 4/10
Crispy American style bacon - not even worth rating.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2022 13:18:50 GMT
If it's blue Doritos I can kind of get onboard with that.
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Post by wunty on Nov 25, 2022 13:22:00 GMT
I find Walkers are anaemic as hell. Can't be arsed with them now. Golden Wonder shit on them.
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Post by wunty on Nov 25, 2022 13:22:39 GMT
I must confess that I've never seen a crisp take a shit.
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Post by Vortex on Nov 25, 2022 13:24:43 GMT
After all those mouldy colin the caterpillar faces, you must have had a few crispy shits though.  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2022 13:26:35 GMT
What the fuck even are blue Doritos? What are they supposed to taste like?
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Post by clemfandango on Nov 25, 2022 13:27:04 GMT
Funnily enough I was thinking recently that, Ive been around the world and I, I, I have eaten a lot of crisps and I genuinely dont think you can top a bag of walkers S&V, C&O or RS. Kettle chips, corn chips, pop chips, prosecco and gammon flavour... fuck them all. Bog standard walkers knock them all into a cocked hat. Lays are just as good as walkers if not better |
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Post by Vortex on Nov 25, 2022 13:27:10 GMT
Also, the only doritos worth a go are the heatwave ones.
I used to love Golden Wonder's Cheese & onion, then they changed the flavour and am definitely in the Walkers camp now.
Their 45% less salt C&O and ready salted crisps are decent too- once you get used to the lowered salt. The first time is a shock on the tastebuds!
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Post by clemfandango on Nov 25, 2022 13:27:33 GMT
What the fuck even are blue Doritos? What are they supposed to taste like? They taste of originality |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2022 13:28:47 GMT
Googled it and apparently its ranch. Cool ranch. Glad that's cleared up.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2022 13:28:59 GMT
Think it's cool, they taste of cool. Which is surprisingly not cigarette flavour.
Ah, didn't realise ranch was in there too.
They're great for dipping into salsa though.
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Post by dfunked on Nov 25, 2022 13:38:32 GMT
Every thread on this forum always ends up getting hijacked by food talk. And I love it. Either that or wanking... |
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Post by wunty on Nov 25, 2022 13:43:17 GMT
Save that for the Wanking the Franchises thread
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Post by harrypalmer on Nov 25, 2022 13:51:13 GMT
Lidl
Alien
Aliens
Sainsburys
Marks & Spencer
Morrisons
Alien 3
Tesco
Asda
Prometheus
Co-Op
Waitrose
Aldi
Alien Covenant
Alien Resurrection
Iceland
Farmfoods
Spar
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Post by wunty on Nov 25, 2022 13:53:02 GMT
Spar below Prometheus? Have a word with yourself.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 25, 2022 13:54:03 GMT
Googled it and apparently its ranch. Cool ranch. Glad that's cleared up. Americas love of ranch is one of those things that solidifies it as a properly foreign country. People kind of assume we are similar because we all speak English but, no. Their love of Ranch marks them as foreign as any other country. |
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Post by dfunked on Nov 25, 2022 13:55:43 GMT
I still have no idea what ranch dressing even is and I'm perfectly happy to continue this way.
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Post by harrypalmer on Nov 25, 2022 13:57:14 GMT
Blue cheese and mayo or something. I like it.
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Post by harrypalmer on Nov 25, 2022 13:58:29 GMT
Wow, I googled it and apparently thats not it. I still like it but also had no idea what it was.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2022 13:58:31 GMT
Buttermilk and sour cream isn't it? Mixed with garlic and herbs.
I like it but you can feel your heart weeping when you have it .
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Nov 25, 2022 13:59:51 GMT
My wife likes it because she likes garlic like shes running from the Lost Boys, but even she draws the line at putting on literally everything.
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Post by Vandelay on Nov 25, 2022 14:02:54 GMT
Yeah, US calls it Cool Ranch, whilst we just call it Cool Original. No idea why (US love of ranches aside).
They also have a Salsa Verde flavour we don't get here that is pretty good.
Walkers are disappointing now that there are so many other crisps around. The crisp itself is too thin and doesn't have as satisfying a crunch as others. The MAX ones are pretty good, particularly paprika. Not sure if they still do it, but liked the KFC Zinger flavour (standard KFC flavour wasn't great).
Don't normally go for non-potato crisps, but I do quite like lentil crisps, particularly the lemon and chilli ones that Eat Real do.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2022 14:06:51 GMT
I don't eat many crips as my body is a temple but if I do big dirty greasy kettle chips are my go-to.
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Post by clemfandango on Nov 25, 2022 14:13:48 GMT
Discos are the perfect potato to flavour ratio. C&O, S&V and PC are all perfect.
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Post by 😎 on Nov 25, 2022 14:32:47 GMT
The best snack bag is Mexican Street Corn Cheetos.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 25, 2022 15:00:28 GMT
Walkers Chilli Sensations clearly have crack sprinkled on them.
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Post by clemfandango on Nov 25, 2022 15:25:00 GMT
Walkers Chilli Sensations clearly have crack sprinkled on them. Speaking of crack have you ever tried M&S cheese tasters ? |
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Post by dfunked on Nov 25, 2022 15:34:58 GMT
The M&S red tubs of cocktail nuts are ridiculously addictive. I'm currently jonesing for my next hit.
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Post by Dougs on Nov 25, 2022 15:53:57 GMT
Walkers Chilli Sensations clearly have crack sprinkled on them. Speaking of crack have you ever tried M&S cheese tasters ? No, but their pretzel thins are incredible. |
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Post by retro74 on Nov 25, 2022 18:37:31 GMT
I eat tons of crisps, I absolutely love them. However I’ve set myself a challenge to cut down as I eat too many
I’ve not had a bag for a week, this thread is not helping my resolve
Mmmmmmmmm……crisps
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