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Post by azurelas on Jan 12, 2023 16:23:52 GMT
I was reminiscing about the good old days on the EG forum and remembered this thread's title.
The very first "song" that came to mind (might have been shared by Furbs iirc) is this:
It's truly terrible by every single measure and I don't think worse music exists. I'd love to be proven wrong though.
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Post by EMarkM on Jan 12, 2023 18:18:41 GMT
I think it was that old thread that discovered “So Cold in the D”, or whatever it was called.
I’m almost tempted to look it up…
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2023 18:23:10 GMT
I'd never show my face again after this let alone become a famous footballer.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 12, 2023 18:40:49 GMT
Just looks like some kids being idiots. Find it more endearing than embarrassing. Besides, they've got some moves. I took part in a video like this - just dancing, not singing - that I really hope didn't make the transition from VHS to digital. It's probably being laughed at on the internet somewhere. I'm not looking for it
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Post by BeetrootBertie on Jan 12, 2023 18:45:00 GMT
I wonder how D4NNY is getting on these days.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 12, 2023 18:46:31 GMT
He’s still putting out music regularly
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Post by BeetrootBertie on Jan 12, 2023 19:19:23 GMT
He is! Behold, complete with Andrew Tate intro...
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 12, 2023 21:35:02 GMT
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Post by Nanocrystal on Jan 12, 2023 21:49:40 GMT
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Post by azurelas on Jan 12, 2023 22:00:58 GMT
IceJJfish is the best though. His whole persona/style/vibe is just so funny
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 12, 2023 22:51:44 GMT
Some of these have to be piss takes
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Post by Tuffty on Jan 12, 2023 23:26:15 GMT
Oh my word I can't believe I forgot about D4NNY. As soon as he's mentioned I can still remember the lyrics like the clouds parting. Not surprised to hear he's a Tate fan.
Machinegun Kelly covering System of a Down is about one of the worst things I've heard recently.
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Post by RadicalRex on Jan 13, 2023 3:19:41 GMT
The Tekken 7 soundtrack. I recently reinstalled the game, they replaced the soundtracks and now it's even worse. Quite an accomplishment, given how it already was one of the worst game soundtracks of all time before.
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Post by Lizard on Jan 13, 2023 3:32:46 GMT
Oh my word I can't believe I forgot about D4NNY. As soon as he's mentioned I can still remember the lyrics like the clouds parting. Not surprised to hear he's a Tate fan. Machinegun Kelly covering System of a Down is about one of the worst things I've heard recently. Far from some of the worst music ever, but SoaD have aged very, very badly. The zany vocals are irritating as fuck.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 13, 2023 6:40:03 GMT
The Tekken 7 soundtrack. I recently reinstalled the game, they replaced the soundtracks and now it's even worse. Quite an accomplishment, given how it already was one of the worst game soundtracks of all time before. Some of it sounds like it was designed by the military to torture people. There's one good track (I think it's Akuma's stage) but the rest is really bad
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 13, 2023 7:56:27 GMT
Machinegun Kelly covering System of a Down is about one of the worst things I've heard recently. That's pretty shit but it's better than Avril Lavigne's live cover of Chop Suey \
Actually, listening to it again i take that back, I think Machine Gun Kelly's cover is worse, at least Lavigne is trying instead of singing lifelessly.
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 13, 2023 7:58:44 GMT
To be honest, they've been posted already but Brokencyde might be the worst shit I've ever heard. Insipid in every fucking way. Does anyone actually listen to these cunts sincerely?
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Post by dogbot on Jan 13, 2023 8:25:46 GMT
Machine Gun Kelly is worse Thread.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 13, 2023 8:34:18 GMT
Yungblud
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2023 8:40:56 GMT
youtu.be/mZ6aGkV4BJYBe interested to see who can make it to the end of this. Funnily enough this hasn't been featured but if you are on Facey, follow the page 'Catatonic Youths'. They lost hilarious examples of bad amateur music a couple of times a week, and put really choppy editing to make it even funnier.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 13, 2023 8:45:36 GMT
Love it. Feel like I’ve heard a 3 minute montage of the full album
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 13, 2023 8:48:28 GMT
Not sure that was awful, might just derivative and a tad boring. I want to see hear more actually genuinely bad stuff, not just stuff thats subjectively the worse ever. I mean, if we're going down that route I could just post Oasis.
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Post by Vandelay on Jan 13, 2023 8:50:01 GMT
That's pretty shit but it's better than Avril Lavigne's live cover of Chop Suey \
Actually, listening to it again i take that back, I think Machine Gun Kelly's cover is worse, at least Lavigne is trying instead of singing lifelessly.
The real reason why Avril Lavigne had to be replaced with a double.
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Post by Tuffty on Jan 13, 2023 10:19:32 GMT
Low hanging fruit with this one, but Puddle of Mudds cover of Nirvana. Think you can even see the look on the other band members thinking wtf
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Post by drhickman1983 on Jan 13, 2023 10:25:57 GMT
Aah
This. Now this is shit
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 13, 2023 10:30:20 GMT
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Post by PatrickEwing on Jan 13, 2023 10:41:33 GMT
Sorry I know it's not in the spirit of thread but it's a chance to say Travis, all of it.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Jan 13, 2023 10:42:46 GMT
Low hanging fruit with this one, but Puddle of Mudds cover of Nirvana. Think you can even see the look on the other band members thinking wtf Well that was weird
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Post by wunty on Jan 13, 2023 10:45:18 GMT
Poor Corey Feldman.
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Post by elstoof on Jan 13, 2023 10:59:39 GMT
Lawrence Fox
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