Bongo Heracles
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Aug 31, 2024 16:57:24 GMT
As Robert Smith proved last year, you can reign ticketmaster in if you aren’t cynical, greedy hacks.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2024 17:05:40 GMT
There might be legal trouble yet, as they’ve sold similarly inflated ‘platinum/premium’ I forget which but which have no additional premium/platinum features.
I’m nicking these from another forum
The Mastercard The Ticketmasterplan Cash Panic Some Might Pay Superscamic Champagne Queuepernova
Some from me:
Papermaker Pay Now! Tragic Pie (tenuous)
Some from my other half:
Do Look Back in Anger The Scalp Song Scam By Me
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Post by dfunked on Aug 31, 2024 19:48:30 GMT
Wonderpaywall
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Post by mrpon on Aug 31, 2024 21:20:25 GMT
My sister couldn't get tickets.
Nowaysis
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Aug 31, 2024 21:48:25 GMT
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Post by Danno on Aug 31, 2024 21:48:25 GMT
When The Cure and Paul Heaton can be both infinitely more talented and tell Ticketmaster to fuck the hell off it's pretty obvious where 50% of the greedy, nasty, money grabbing cuntface issue lies
Working class lads my cunting, unwashed, hungover arsehole
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Post by Dougs on Aug 31, 2024 22:00:14 GMT
Whilst we're on the subject. Eviscerating
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Post by cubby on Aug 31, 2024 22:11:18 GMT
That guy is 100% correct and succinctly explains the off feeling I've had about them for the last 25+ years without being able to verbalise it.
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Post by Danno on Aug 31, 2024 22:15:35 GMT
FUCKING HELL YES
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Aug 31, 2024 22:18:29 GMT
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Post by Danno on Aug 31, 2024 22:18:29 GMT
That is really, really powerful
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Post by drhickman1983 on Aug 31, 2024 22:37:19 GMT
"Celebrates the mediocre so long as it's arrogant" pretty much succintly defines how I view, and have really always viewed, the veneration of Oasis.
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Aug 31, 2024 22:54:52 GMT
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Post by anthonyuk on Aug 31, 2024 22:54:52 GMT
I'm in my early 40's and I never understood the appeal at all when I was younger, eye for a catchy tune for sure.. But lyrically absolutely void of literally anything really, I never understood the hype.
The most recent popbitch also seemingly confirmed my own assumption the years of "conflict" with the brothers has been carefully stage managed to the point of avoiding playing gigs when they couldn't be arsed on the day.
The reunion tour and £350 tickets arriving around just in time for Noels expensive divorce is great timing too.
Big fan of grass roots music and those ticket prices would pay for at least a gig a month for an entire year.
Selling themselves as working class with £350 tickets sums them up.
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Post by Nanocrystal on Sept 1, 2024 2:09:02 GMT
Can perfectly understand people not liking the Gallaghers but to dismiss their music so easily is a bit much. Their first two albums (plus accompanying B-sides) are excellent and more than just pastiche. Very little worth listening to after that, admittedly.
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Sept 1, 2024 3:08:58 GMT
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Post by Lizard on Sept 1, 2024 3:08:58 GMT
I just hear pseud cunts ragging on meathead cunts.
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Post by elstoof on Sept 1, 2024 5:26:52 GMT
Nah, they were and are shit. I was a big fan when I was 13, but that’s because I was 13. Much better bands of the era which I’ll still listen to but it’s been decades since I chose to listen to an Oasis song
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Sept 1, 2024 5:48:46 GMT
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Post by Dougs on Sept 1, 2024 5:48:46 GMT
I like some of their music. It's not original or as good as they think it is. As above, first 2 albums are decent. But as people they're cunts and no way I'd be chucking that much cash at them.
Neil Kulkarni is ex-melody maker. Sadly died earlier this year - good mate/ex-colleague of a friend of mine.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 1, 2024 7:42:58 GMT
It’s music you can shout along to when you’re pissed. The funny thing is everyone falling over themselves to get tickets seems to have forgotten they stopped even making that for the last 15 years of their career.
They absolutely fucking suck. I don’t hate them as much as that guy seems to but they are one of the few bands that actively make me reach for the dial if they come on the radio.
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Sept 1, 2024 8:08:39 GMT
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Post by drhickman1983 on Sept 1, 2024 8:08:39 GMT
Their music is perfectly serviceable, but it's in no way deserving of the hype that surrounded them then or now.
I don't even like their early shit as the mastering is so abysmal, brickwalled to fuck mixing.
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Post by Vandelay on Sept 1, 2024 8:36:53 GMT
They are perfectly fine and their earlier stuff had plenty of catchy songs. As Bongo says, songs you can easily chant along to while pissed. I would say the music itself is fairly inoffensive and doesn't deserve the diatribe from the video above (although the points about the Gallaghers themselves are more than valid).
To accuse them of being really shit pop music seems a little snobbish when they clearly are popular, so fulfilling the first part of the term pop music. They might not be original or innovative, but they must be doing something right (and let's be honest, even if it is mostly through marketing that is still a pretty key part of the pop music machine). Calling fans cunts just for liking the music is the worst kind of criticism and isn't exactly going to win people over to what he is saying. Even if he makes some accurate points, it is diminished a lot by the way it is delivered and just comes across as him being bitter that the music he doesn't like is more popular than the music he does like.
They certainly don't deserve the mass hysteria that seems to have accompanied this reunion though. As I mentioned a couple of pages back, Blur last year at Wembley only just about managed to fill 2 dates. The first sold out instantly, but it was easy to get tickets for the second. Seeing Oasis doing 4 there, along with a lot of other big arena venues, I assumed it wouldn't be that hard. Clearly they are much, much bigger than I was expecting.
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Sept 1, 2024 8:49:24 GMT
Post by Lizard on Sept 1, 2024 8:49:24 GMT
They are perfectly fine and their earlier stuff had plenty of catchy songs. As Bongo says, songs you can easily chant along to while pissed. I would say the music itself is fairly inoffensive and doesn't deserve the diatribe from the video above (although the points about the Gallaghers themselves are more than valid). To accuse them of being really shit pop music seems a little snobbish when they clearly are popular, so fulfilling the first part of the term pop music. They might not be original or innovative, but they must be doing something right (and let's be honest, even if it is mostly through marketing that is still a pretty key part of the pop music machine). Calling fans cunts just for liking the music is the worst kind of criticism and isn't exactly going to win people over to what he is saying. Even if he makes some accurate points, it is diminished a lot by the way it is delivered and just comes across as him being bitter that the music he doesn't like is more popular than the music he does like. They certainly don't deserve the mass hysteria that seems to have accompanied this reunion though. As I mentioned a couple of pages back, Blur last year at Wembley only just about managed to fill 2 dates. The first sold out instantly, but it was easy to get tickets for the second. Seeing Oasis doing 4 there, along with a lot of other big arena venues, I assumed it wouldn't be that hard. Clearly they are much, much bigger than I was expecting. Second paragraph articulates my earlier post, Vandelay's Blur to my Oasis. Oasis have a few worthwhile moments amongst the plodding crap. The Gallaghers were horrible people in the band's heyday, and even more so now. I confess I find the psychodrama fascinating, though, the Supersonic documentary is great.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 1, 2024 9:19:41 GMT
As I mentioned a couple of pages back, Blur last year at Wembley only just about managed to fill 2 dates. The first sold out instantly, but it was easy to get tickets for the second. Seeing Oasis doing 4 there, along with a lot of other big arena venues, I assumed it wouldn't be that hard. Clearly they are much, much bigger than I was expecting. Blur have never carefully stage managed a MIMO situation. They just drift in and out of being Blur every so often which isn’t as melodramatic or instagrammable. I suspect if oasis just shut the the fuck up for a bit and announced another set of dates, tickets would be equally easy to come by.
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Sept 1, 2024 9:36:49 GMT
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Post by simple on Sept 1, 2024 9:36:49 GMT
Weren’t the Wembley shows Blur’s third or fourth reunion?
I saw them doing a warm up show for Glastonbury 2009 at Newcastle Academy and they’ve reformed at least twice since then. There’s not really the same novelty or hype for a big comeback gig when a band are doing shows every 3-5 years anyway.
Despite the chart battle Oasis were ultimately the bigger band anyway so makes sense their reunion would lead to the panic buying that you need to sell these kind of shows out.
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Sept 1, 2024 13:57:55 GMT
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Post by simple on Sept 1, 2024 13:57:55 GMT
Maybe these Oasis gigs will be the events that get dynamic pricing outlawed in the UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2kj3742jxwoI know its been used to fleece fans at other large gigs but nothing else will have the cultural footprint or press attention of the Oasis reunion. Plus we now have a generation of politicians and serious journalists who are of the exact generation at whom these shows are targeted, so they’ll actually see and feel the damage this scam does to their own credit cards.
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Post by Chopsen on Sept 1, 2024 15:52:54 GMT
As someone who has been going to festivals and gigs since the early 90s, it's wryly amusing to me to see all these people only now finding out the same shit that I've been seeing incrementally happening for *decades* in this sector.
Dynamic pricing is the music industry being the music industry, taken to its logical conclusion.
It's always been about creating a sense of artificial scarcity and have demand created for them by focusing the hype on a very narrow range of acts that are deemed to be worthy of it. Or more pragmatically, a range of acts who the record companies think stand they best chance of generating a return on investment on the contracts they signed with them.
For every Oasis, there are tens of other acts that also signed record contracts and just as talented that just didn't get everybody on-board to agree that they were the Zeitgeist and have the necessary budgets allocated to wining and dining the right music journos and radio DJs (or influencers and Tit-tok'ers or whatever the kids are in to these days). They're probably now doing a job somewhere in some cubicle with a notional debt owed to the record company that they will never pay. And for everyone of those acts, there were 100s of acts that never got as far as that.
The music biz *need* these price gouging bullshit events because that's where the money is made. Even these "reunion" tours are now priced in, with the expectations that the teens that got in to acts back in the day will eventually need to be away from the kids and work and want to relive the good days, and be *they* target audience because they now have the disposable income the really make good on the cost of what used to be called "A&R" but is now just marketing.
Are Oasis any good? Yes. No. It doesn't really matter. There's enough middle aged, middle class people in new builds and an audi on the drive that experiencing Talking Head's "Once in a Lifetime" in real time and want to relive the good times again. And they're happy to put on their credit card.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Sept 2, 2024 5:38:27 GMT
The music industry has always been as much about image and zeitgeist as about the actual music though. For every successful band or singer there are 100s who were probably just as good at music or singing, but didn't manage to catch a break or catch people's interest.
I'm not even sure it's possible to define good or bad when it comes to music anyway. Someone might have a technically bad voice and manage to make a song that moves everyone, and someone might be a guitar genius and manage to make songs that don't speak to as many people as someone who can only play 3 chords. But the song that moves person A might not speak to person B, etc..
Anyway, dynamic pricing to the extreme that Oasis tickets went to seems excessive, though I guess that's capitalism. I assume if everyone looks at the 355 quid tickets and says "Screw that!" then the price will drop.
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Post by simple on Sept 2, 2024 7:34:28 GMT
Didn’t dynamic pricing take Springsteen tickets beyond £400 not long before Robert Smith told Ticketmaster where to shove it? I would still think its bullshit but at least if it was a case of there being a batch of £150 tickets released one day then “high demand” tickets released at a higher price another day at least customers would know what they were being asked to pay. The current system locks you into a queue at one price then relies on you being enough of a whale that they can more than double the price at checkout and you still pay. So the customer is effectively blind as to what they’re being asked to pay. And that’s before you get into no gig justifying that upper price tag. That actual government ministers have been scammed this time makes me think Ticketmaster have overplayed their hand this time www.theguardian.com/music/article/2024/sep/01/surge-ticket-pricing-to-be-reviewed-as-ministers-decry-vastly-inflated-oasis-prices
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Sept 2, 2024 7:38:32 GMT
That’s the thing that’s getting lost in all of this. The ‘face value’ tickets are still an absolute piss take. No band is worth 150 quid, let alone slapping 300 quid on top of that because all the six music dads scrambled for tickets at the same time.
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Post by darkling on Sept 2, 2024 10:43:46 GMT
It's the hypocrisy I don't like. I don't buy into the "market demand is the bottom line" capitalist mentality, especially when so many bands, such as Oasis, have marketed themselves as "working class heroes".
Music should be for everyone, not just for for those who can afford it... or at least that's what I've always been lead to believe. Maybe live music is the reserve of the middle class now.
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Post by Syrette on Sept 2, 2024 10:46:06 GMT
No idea how much truth there is in the speculation, but I'd have saved my money and gambled on seeing them (Oasis) headline Glastonbury next year. Not much in it, ticket price-wise.
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Post by Chopsen on Sept 2, 2024 12:50:22 GMT
It's the hypocrisy I don't like. I don't buy into the "market demand is the bottom line" capitalist mentality, especially when so many bands, such as Oasis, have marketed themselves as "working class heroes". Music should be for everyone, not just for for those who can afford it... or at least that's what I've always been lead to believe. Maybe live music is the reserve of the middle class now.
Still plenty of live music out there. Smaller venues have closing down at a rate over the years, but there's still plenty of gigging bands up and down the country. Some are even playing for free in pubs.
The thing which costs money is *some specific acts* have hyped to the point that people have all lost rationality and view it as an absolute essential that they see them.
You don't have a basic human right to see Oasis live ffs. It's the most discretionary of discretionary spending available to you today.
If people want to pay £300 to see an act, if they really care about it that much, then what's the big deal? People can spend how they want. Think it's too much? Don't buy it and move on.
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Post by Bill in the rain on Sept 2, 2024 13:59:41 GMT
It's the hypocrisy I don't like. I don't buy into the "market demand is the bottom line" capitalist mentality, especially when so many bands, such as Oasis, have marketed themselves as "working class heroes". Music should be for everyone, not just for for those who can afford it... or at least that's what I've always been lead to believe. Maybe live music is the reserve of the middle class now. I kinda get what you mean, but at the end of the day it's a business and businesses are usually in the business of making money. If people are willing to pay that much, then there's not really any reason why they shouldn't sell tickets for that much.... unless they care about making sure that their less well off fans can also attend. Some bands might, some bands might not.
It'd be nice if all bands did a Robert Smith and kept prices low on principle, but it's pretty much up to them.
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