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Post by beastmaster on Oct 21, 2021 13:13:23 GMT
Oh dear.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 13:16:59 GMT
Am I missing something? Looks no worse than most of the shit you watch.
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Post by starchildhypocrethes on Oct 21, 2021 13:22:04 GMT
Uncharted: The High School Years
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Post by beastmaster on Oct 21, 2021 13:22:05 GMT
Oh, I'm there day one in IMAX.
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Post by Aunt Alison on Oct 21, 2021 13:28:11 GMT
You know when you Google translate English into another language and then back to English and it comes back a bit funny? This is that but with Indiana Jones and video games
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Post by dfunked on Oct 21, 2021 13:31:36 GMT
*Perfectly legible Scottish accent*
*Confused face*... "What?..."
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Post by Derblington on Oct 21, 2021 13:33:42 GMT
You'd be surprised what accents some Americans don't understand.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 13:34:03 GMT
That looks absolutely shit.
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Post by Youthist on Oct 21, 2021 13:35:30 GMT
"Sully doesn't have any friends - I should know, I am one of them"
er what?
Anyway - terrible casting. How is Whalberg not Drake?
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 21, 2021 13:38:00 GMT
He was meant to be Drake in the beginning with De Niro or Pesci as Sully would you believe. I would imagine that would be just as bad.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 13:42:00 GMT
It looks about what I would expect an Uncharted film to look like. The games have the same kind of cheesy tone to them too. Not my type of film but it doesn't look any worse than the type of shit The Rock is churning out.
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Post by dfunked on Oct 21, 2021 13:48:35 GMT
He was meant to be Drake in the beginning with De Niro or Pesci as Sully would you believe. I would imagine that would be just as bad. Joe Pesci as Drake would've been mega. |
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Post by Derblington on Oct 21, 2021 13:48:39 GMT
"As good as other dross on the market" probably isn't the best tag line though.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 13:52:38 GMT
Well yeah but what were you expecting? The games aren't exactly Shakespeare.
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Post by askew on Oct 21, 2021 13:55:35 GMT
Used half the budget on the Led Zep license
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 21, 2021 13:57:56 GMT
I have to be honest, I'm not entirely sure of the physics of leaping forward behind a massive plane in flight.
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Post by スコットランド on Oct 21, 2021 13:58:51 GMT
Looks utterly shit but it was never going to be anything else.
Has there been any film or tv related to video games that aren't shit? (Apart from Witcher with god Henry).
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Post by elstoof on Oct 21, 2021 13:59:04 GMT
Shoulda been Gerard Butler
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Post by suicida on Oct 21, 2021 14:07:23 GMT
Looks utterly shit but it was never going to be anything else. Has there been any film or tv related to video games that aren't shit? (Apart from Witcher with god Henry). I remember the Silent Hill film being alright, not seen it in years though |
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Post by Dgzter on Oct 21, 2021 14:08:06 GMT
Hehe. Does look pretty shit, eh? And they're clearly aware he looks way too young for the role if people are coming from the games.
A wait until it hits streaming services one, I reckon. Doubt it can be worse than Vikander's Tomb Raider, though. What a disappointment that was.
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Post by PatrickEwing on Oct 21, 2021 14:09:18 GMT
Sonic............ well I enjoyed it.
this looks like a medley of various cutscenes and stories from all the games put together in a physics defying world of shit, plus is that Tintin style CGI?
Suspect it's not really intended for gamers but much of the small details will only be got by those who've played the games.
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Post by Dgzter on Oct 21, 2021 14:12:00 GMT
Yeah, first Silent Hill was okay. I think it's probably garnered a bit of a mildly exaggerated retrospective approval, though, due to the general trend of video game films being utter shite and it managing to be somewhat passable.
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Post by Derblington on Oct 21, 2021 14:17:31 GMT
Sonic, Detective Pikachu and Rampage would probably be my picks.
Prince of Persia was alright, I think, and I like bits of Warcraft. Mostly the orcs.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 14:18:00 GMT
This looks as enjoyable as National Treasure but without Nic Cage.
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Post by 😎 on Oct 21, 2021 14:25:50 GMT
It looks fine to me for what it is. It was never going to set the cinematic world on fire, this is pretty much Sony’s toe in the water to see how well adaptations do. Plus it actually looks like Uncharted, which is more than you can say for most adaptations.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 14:28:21 GMT
Tom Holland is an odd casting choice though.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 14:31:30 GMT
Tom Holland jumping off the boxes in the Uncharted 3 setpiece just looks like Spider-Man out of his suit.
The Chloe actress looks like a good casting, though I want her to tie her hair back into a ponytail.
I'm pretty much in from the moment they showed Antonio Banderas as the villain, though.
It looks fun.
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Post by elstoof on Oct 21, 2021 14:32:04 GMT
Maybe it’s naughty dog who were wrong all along
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Post by 😎 on Oct 21, 2021 14:32:49 GMT
Probably better than Walhberg himself or Chris Pratt though. And Nathan Fillion has now aged out of it. His current turn on The Rookie makes him look like he’s about to complain about breaking his hip.
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Post by mrpon on Oct 21, 2021 14:38:01 GMT
Oscar Isaac, so hot right now.
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