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Post by cubby on Oct 21, 2021 14:39:04 GMT
He could age into the role, but he still looks like a waif here.
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Post by paulyboy81 on Oct 21, 2021 14:39:53 GMT
As said above it looks entertaining in a National Treasure sort of way, I'm sure it'll be watchable in it's own right.
Holland's a huge miscast as Drake though. I'm sure he's decent and perfectly likable in the role, but there's nothing remotely Drake esque about him based on the trailer, very odd choice.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 14:42:06 GMT
I like Holland as Spider-Man, but agree that doesn't quite fit here. It isn't even the youthful look, it's his general confusion in every shot of that trailer. He always looks like his next line is "what do mean, Mr. Stark?"
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Post by Whizzo on Oct 21, 2021 14:42:32 GMT
You'd be surprised what accents some Americans don't understand. I'm from Hampshire, speak RP and have to slow it down and up the poshness of it anywhere that's not the East Coast otherwise people won't understand me.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 21, 2021 14:48:00 GMT
Looks alright, that's another couple of hours I don't have to think while I wait to die.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 21, 2021 14:50:02 GMT
Okaaaay.
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Post by Kay on Oct 21, 2021 14:50:35 GMT
I think it looks okay actually, and certainly very Uncharted. Aside from Tom Holland being horribly miscast, which is a shame.
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Post by Jambowayoh on Oct 21, 2021 14:51:30 GMT
I understand it's a prequel of sorts but...it's seems like an odd casting choice.
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Post by elstoof on Oct 21, 2021 14:57:11 GMT
Was Ben affleck busy
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 14:57:44 GMT
He's only 5"7 ffs, sounds and looks about 12.
Its annoying me because the film looks pretty good fun.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 21, 2021 14:59:23 GMT
I've not played the Uncharted games, but I expected Drake to be both older and larger. Not someone who looks like they're fitting the job in in between paper rounds.
Edit. Beaten to it by monkey.
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Post by simple on Oct 21, 2021 15:04:57 GMT
This feels like a film destined for The Rock to turn up and soft reboot in a sequel
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 15:05:25 GMT
Only if it's set in Hawaii.
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Post by britesparc on Oct 21, 2021 15:17:28 GMT
Looks very three stars.
I get this is a prequel, but Holland's about 25, he's not going to suddenly grow another 20cm is he? But I guess that's Hollywood. Tom Cruise is too short to be a navy pilot too*.
*And Val Kilmer is too tall. There, now you've won a pub quiz.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 15:19:11 GMT
Wasn't Wahlberg attached to the adaptation since the beginning? Maybe they cast around him. He's a short guy himself, they couldn't have anybody tower over him.
"It's in my contact, nobody over 5'6"!"
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Post by Graxlar on Oct 21, 2021 15:57:59 GMT
Looks very three stars. I get this is a prequel, but Holland's about 25, he's not going to suddenly grow another 20cm is he? But I guess that's Hollywood. Tom Cruise is too short to be a navy pilot too*. *And Val Kilmer is too tall. There, now you've won a pub quiz. He is how old??? I actually didn’t mind it (or Tom). It gave the uncharted vibes which is a bit shit but cheesy enough to get away with it. |
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Post by smoothpete on Oct 21, 2021 16:19:00 GMT
Looks OK to me. Dross but watchable.
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Post by Danno on Oct 21, 2021 16:23:01 GMT
Weird that Uwe Boll doesn't get these gigs anymore. It's not like anyone else does a better job
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 16:24:19 GMT
No one really talks about it, but I really liked the Prince of Persia movie, actually.
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Post by robthehermit on Oct 21, 2021 16:28:55 GMT
So did I, but then I'll watch any old shit.
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Post by dogbot on Oct 21, 2021 16:31:10 GMT
It doesn't look much different to a fairly large amount of blockbuster trailers.
Probably not for me, but then, nor are the games.
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Post by 😎 on Oct 21, 2021 16:45:21 GMT
Prince of Persia was alright. Jake Gyllenhaal at least looks like he's having fun with it.
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Post by Bongo Heracles on Oct 21, 2021 16:55:28 GMT
It is quite hard to believe Tom Holland as someone who could mercilessly kill 800 Serbians.
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Post by Kay on Oct 21, 2021 16:58:59 GMT
To be fair, this is set in his younger days, when he probably only killed about 50.
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Post by Syrette on Oct 21, 2021 17:13:40 GMT
Similar tone but looks better -
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Post by Kay on Oct 21, 2021 17:22:04 GMT
Ryan Reynolds would have made a pretty good Drake, actually.
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Post by 😎 on Oct 21, 2021 17:29:23 GMT
It'll be interesting to see whether they address the "Drake commits genocide on a regular basis" thing. Also whether or not they have any of the bollocks supernatural/mutant/whatever stuff that they wisely decided to abandon for the later entries.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 17:31:58 GMT
Ryan Reynolds would have made a pretty good Drake, actually. He'd have just done a toned down Deadpool. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 21, 2021 17:35:40 GMT
I don't mind the supernatural stuff. It's part of the genre. Indiana Jones, The Mummy, Tomb Raider.
Take that out, and it's just people finding items to sell to a museum.
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Post by britesparc on Oct 21, 2021 19:27:37 GMT
Ryan Reynolds would have made a pretty good Drake, actually. He'd have just done a toned down Deadpool. I love Reynolds, I think he's a great actor and a superb comedian, but pretty much his entire comic persona is a sliding scale of Deadpool, with full-on raunch at one end and animated movie at the other. I agree that Prince of Persia was fairly decent, but then Martin Campbell is a safe pair of hands with that sort of adventure film. Am I the only one who genuinely really likes Street Fighter? It's a five star one star film. |
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