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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 11:31:17 GMT
Yeah I played that to death. Sega used to make some pretty decent football games back in the day. sega worldwide soccer ftw |
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Post by Gruf on Sept 30, 2021 11:42:01 GMT
Shouts "INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR SOCCER"
EA have been trying to kill them for years with their pinball football game, but Konami only went and topped themselves with this
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Post by Tuffty on Sept 30, 2021 11:43:31 GMT
Always amazed by the work the community puts into option files. People were even able to model the kits, team names, stadiums etc for the N.Irish Premier League which was only ever gonna be used by 2 people, me being one of them. |
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Post by Matt A on Sept 30, 2021 11:58:49 GMT
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Post by Dougs on Sept 30, 2021 11:59:38 GMT
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 12:01:23 GMT
This isn't just the worst football game, it's one of the worst games I've ever played, period.
It makes Cyberpunk look like a genuinely competent release.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 12:04:25 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 12:10:51 GMT
Spoony still streaming. Still hates it.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 12:11:31 GMT
Memes galore though, so maybe it was better to be this way.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 12:12:22 GMT
I'm going to stream it tomorrow. Really shit games make for good streams.
And then I'm just going to download PES 21 Season Update again and play that for the next year.
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Post by JYM60 on Sept 30, 2021 12:19:29 GMT
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 12:21:18 GMT
The PES subreddit is an incredible gallery of content at the moment. There's gold to be had with dire releases like this.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 12:26:10 GMT
I've been on WEPES all day it's hilarious
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 12:27:55 GMT
Hoo boy, I knew it was going to be bad but Jesus. It feels awful.
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Post by Dougs on Sept 30, 2021 12:32:34 GMT
They will be able to claim a massive victory though, with an enormous Day 1 installed user base. Most people pointing and laughing but still
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 12:42:27 GMT
Can you not even turn that stupid big circle off on the player you're controlling?
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Post by Dougs on Sept 30, 2021 12:43:41 GMT
Yeah, I think so, in the options
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Post by Tuffty on Sept 30, 2021 12:45:22 GMT
Can you not even turn that stupid big circle off on the player you're controlling? Definitely in the options somewhere. Detailed settings or something |
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 12:49:21 GMT
Match Speed +2 really helps if you're playing offline.
Well, it makes an absolutely terrible game only pretty terrible. But that's a giant leap in itself.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 12:54:11 GMT
Can't see it anywhere.
Even the ball physics seem like a big step down. What a load of shit.
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 12:58:51 GMT
There seems to be one set of game settings in the main menu, then an entirely different set if you try and look in a game.
If the November patch really tightens things up, why on earth have they not just waited? This is going to kill it dead.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 13:02:32 GMT
I'm enjoying the 4 minute delay between pressing the shoot button and the shot actually happening.
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Post by Dgzter on Sept 30, 2021 13:19:41 GMT
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 13:25:02 GMT
The delay in doing anything is disgraceful. It couldn't be any more obviously a mobile game if it tried.
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Post by shinymiller on Sept 30, 2021 17:14:24 GMT
Haven't played PES (or FIFA) for about four years but was genuinely looking forward to trying this out, pretty clear there's no point me even downloading it now!
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 17:16:30 GMT
No, honestly, do download it. It's worth playing just to see for yourself how utterly abysmal it is. You might even end up with a meme or two of your own out of it too.
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Post by spacein_vader on Sept 30, 2021 17:22:38 GMT
The delay in doing anything is disgraceful. It couldn't be any more obviously a mobile game if it tried. Apologies for being thick but why does delay = obvious mobile game? |
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Post by Solid-SCB- on Sept 30, 2021 17:29:47 GMT
The delay in doing anything is disgraceful. It couldn't be any more obviously a mobile game if it tried. Apologies for being thick but why does delay = obvious mobile game? It's like an intentional delay on any input, rather than input lag or anything like that. It feels like they've deliberately slowed down and catered the gameplay to level the playing field between mobile and other systems. It feels closer to a turn based game than the last few Final Fantasies. |
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Post by steifybobbins on Sept 30, 2021 18:29:59 GMT
Thank god its not just me, I heard the previews were pretty good on the pitch but I played a game earlier and it's terrible! But I assumed I was going mad! I'm pretty good at Pes and I couldn't defend pass or shoot in this! Theres a delay to every action, Passing either dribbles a yard ahead or spans to the width of the pitch. Collisions feel super weird, shooting feels shit, defending seems to rely on hoping the ball hits you and the overhead camera pan when you score smacks you right out of the zone. I also hate the fact the buttons have changed I hate using all 4 shoulder buttons at once in any game. Please tell me you all found the gameplay shit too? irrespective of the glitches...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2021 19:03:19 GMT
I think they've put run on the trigger now as the harder you press it the faster you dribble.
But yeah it's awful.
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