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I have to be honest, and I realised this isn't very PC, but I'm not sure scones are all that great.

I need to do better I know 😔

edit: Actually no, sod being apologetic about it, the more I think about it the less I actually like scones.

They're inevitably dry and crumbly and in the pantheon of sweet treats, they're in the lower echelon. I think half the appeal is "afternoon tea" which is basically some nostalgia for the Way Things Used To Be.

Skawn. That's the correct way to pronounce it.

As in: "Are ya gonnae eat that skawn?"

Also, regardless of if the cream or jam is on first... Is there anyway to actually eat the fucking thing without getting sweet loveliness all over your face and up your nose? Also, if you've got facial hair, just forget about trying to eat it with any grace whatsoever.

I feel like the last few pages are a debate for the Unpopular Opinions thread

No. It’s why I find all these comments about “spreading” the cream and jam so confusing. You just stick a great dollop of cream then jam on and mash it into your face. It’s how the queen does it.

I'll need to keep it in an ice bath but yeah, should be alright.

This is my takeaway too and it's the first time I've put it together. Jam-first weirdos are using runny cream like absolute animals, and probably spread it with a pen knife or shiv

I feel like a lot of the wrong opinions in this thread boils down to the wrong kind of cream being used, including not liking scones. The dryness of the scone is important to offset the delicious creaminess of the cream. But it has to be proper clotted cream. That shit is so good you don’t even really need the jam.

That sounds fucking delicious

Yeah me too, sometimes I replace the scone with bread and the jam with cheese and pickle.

Never even heard of them but treacle <anything> is worth a go

Marmite on a scone is pretty decent.

Are American biscuits scones?